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Damn you old...
« on: October 24, 2013, 12:25:02 PM »
Happy Birthday to JR.

Have a good one brother!  May you get feet.
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2013, 12:38:10 PM »
Snaggle's also an old attorney, but at least he cares.  You, on the other hand, give no shits.

Happy birthday, old man!  The penis massage is on the house today.
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2013, 01:06:40 PM »
Happy birthday fucker!  May your day be filled full of whures with hairy feet!  You do like the hairy ones, no?
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2013, 01:09:02 PM »
I raise my glass and toast to your birth.
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2013, 01:10:23 PM »
Happy happy, Counselor.
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2013, 01:50:17 PM »
Happy birthday fucktard.
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2013, 02:44:57 PM »
Happy Birthday sir
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2013, 03:43:02 PM »
We all chipped in and bought you a 2 hour pass in Imelda Marcos's closet with the working girl of your choice.
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2013, 04:02:36 PM »
We all chipped in and bought you a 2 hour pass in Imelda Marcos's closet with the working girl of your choice.
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2013, 04:13:15 PM »
Happy bday mr DA.

Can you help me get out of this traffic ticket?

Someone post a pic of some feet for the good man.
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2013, 05:21:21 PM »
We all chipped in and bought you a 2 hour pass in Imelda Marcos's closet with the working girl of your choice.
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2013, 09:15:42 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 24, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
Happy Birthday to JR.

Have a good one brother!  May you get feet.

Thanks fellas and ladies
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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2013, 09:18:44 PM »
Quote from: chinook on October 24, 2013, 04:02:36 PM
We all chipped in and bought you a 2 hour pass in Imelda Marcos's closet with the working girl of your choice.

I c wut u did ther
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2013, 09:59:31 PM »
Happy birthday, Pops!
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2013, 12:56:36 AM »
Yes. Happy birthday!

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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2013, 03:19:47 AM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2013, 08:54:37 AM »
Happy belated!
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2013, 10:26:34 AM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2013, 02:31:22 PM »
Happy Birthday. I got you 60 seconds with a Nekkid Katherine Webb. I figured that's all it would take to get yours.
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Re: Damn you old...
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2013, 06:55:49 PM »
Happy Birthday JR
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