SCREW ESPN

Kaos · « **on:** October 20, 2013, 04:15:03 AM »

Auburn cheated. The phantom horse collar was confirmed by a fat bastard in a suit.

Win is vacated.

Didn't count.

jmar · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2013, 05:14:56 AM »

I could see where ESPN might want to protect their franchise player and all but that particular tackle from behind was just a good football play.
We practiced bulldoggin' all week but once the game started JFF just wouldn't be still.

GH2001 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2013, 09:23:00 AM »

Good thing is, no one else likes JFF so I don't think many will side with them on this outside of college station. I think most of the world wanted to see him go down.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:13:02 AM »

They sure as hell didn't want to show the highlights. Took FOREVER. But you'd have thought that skullfucking Clemson got was the only game of the day.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:16:08 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 20, 2013, 11:13:02 AM

But you'd have thought that skullfucking Clemson got was the only game of the day.

Which I really enjoyed because of that ass Clemson has as a coach.

Saniflush · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:23:58 AM »

Horse collar my ass! I have watched repeatedly this morning frame by frame and all he had was the neck of the jersey.

Token · « **Reply #6 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:28:16 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 20, 2013, 11:23:58 AM

Horse collar my ass! I have watched repeatedly this morning frame by frame and all he had was the neck of the jersey.

Who gives a shit if it was a horse collar? It wouldn't have been a touchdown if they had called it. He still would have had to make a play into the end-zone. And he wasn't going to make that play.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #7 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:37:49 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 20, 2013, 11:16:08 AM

Which I really enjoyed because of that ass Clemson has as a coach.

Yes - a thousand times yes. But when you want to see the highlights of an actual shoot out involving your own team, watching a skullfucking is slightly less satisfying.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #8 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:42:03 AM »

Quote from: Token on October 20, 2013, 11:28:16 AM

Who gives a shit if it was a horse collar? It wouldn't have been a touchdown if they had called it. He still would have had to make a play into the end-zone. And he wasn't going to make that play.

The Aggy are clinging to this like a life preserver off the Titanic. I had one try to start something with me last night, and I gave the pat answer: You shouldnt have put yourself in the position of having to rely on a penalty to win. Welcome to the SEC. Suck it up, buttercup.

Honestly, considering it was Penn Wagers and his crew calling the game last night, I am shocked that there were so few flags thrown.

And I just noticed watching a highlight clip that JFF sat on the sidelines after the win and was an unsportsmanlike pussy whiner. Fuckstick.

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:52:06 AM »

Quote from: Token on October 20, 2013, 11:28:16 AM

Who gives a shit if it was a horse collar? It wouldn't have been a touchdown if they had called it. He still would have had to make a play into the end-zone. And he wasn't going to make that play.

oh I agree but since that's what they are clinging to I like to have correct facts and figures.

Kaos · « **Reply #10 on:** October 20, 2013, 12:00:15 PM »

But but but... ESPN had an official stand up there in a suit and confirm it was a horse collar. Definitely. No question.

We didn't win. We just cheated by horsing that poor guy and because he had to miss five plays. Because if he had been in there? Five more touchdowns.

GH2001 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 20, 2013, 12:00:42 PM »

Quote from: Token on October 20, 2013, 11:28:16 AM

Who gives a shit if it was a horse collar? It wouldn't have been a touchdown if they had called it. He still would have had to make a play into the end-zone. And he wasn't going to make that play.

Espn and the faggies. That's who.

If only they had gotten that horse collar call they so rightly deserved....

They sound like a combo of UGA fans and Uncle Rico.

GH2001 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 20, 2013, 12:02:58 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 20, 2013, 12:00:15 PM

But but but... ESPN had an official stand up there in a suit and confirm it was a horse collar. Definitely. No question.

We didn't win. We just cheated by horsing that poor guy and because he had to miss five plays. Because if he had been in there? Five more touchdowns.

Wow. Are they really saying that? Because I thought the alleged horse collar was during the last 2 sacks. That would be quite a feat for the horse collar to take effect on him before it happened. Aggie logic. I mean, we are talking about the school that has all male cheerleaders who grope each other.

Yoda · « **Reply #13 on:** October 20, 2013, 12:20:08 PM »

I say fuck the entire media. They have down played Auburn all year. Even Gary and Verne talked as if Auburn has no shit.

It's funny how a team is based off of last year when last year has absolutely nothing to do with the present. Think about, should Alabama really be 1, no FSU should but because Bama won last year they are till someone beats them. Where was that logic after Cam left? Just because we sucked last year this team must suck also.

The media is really killing something that I love.

Kaos · « **Reply #14 on:** October 20, 2013, 12:35:47 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 20, 2013, 12:02:58 PM

Wow. Are they really saying that? Because I thought the alleged horse collar was during the last 2 sacks. That would be quite a feat for the horse collar to take effect on him before it happened. Aggie logic. I mean, we are talking about the school that has all male cheerleaders who grope each other.

I didn't get to watch the second half, got home at 4 a.m. and turned on ESPN hoping to see a few highlights.

They showed Manziel throwing to 13. They showed Manziel getting "hurt" and noting that with him out of the game A&M had to just take field goal and then on the next series actually had to punt. But then the warrior returned. Warrior scored again. They showed that.

They showed one Auburn run, maybe two.

They showed the "horsecollar" and then the last play sack. Then they transitioned to a former official wearing a suit and standing in front of the big screen. He went over the "horsecollar" repeatedly while he said it was an obvious horse collar and he was stunned it wasn't called.

They then showed a 2.5 second clip of AU players celebrating.

And moved on...

Token · « **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2013, 12:47:28 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 20, 2013, 11:42:03 AM

And I just noticed watching a highlight clip that JFF sat on the sidelines after the win and was an unsportsmanlike pussy whiner. Fuckstick.

I think he was actually crying from the time he didn't get the horse collar call until the end of the game.

Ranger12 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2013, 12:51:40 PM »

Let 'em complain about the supposed horsecollar. They still lost, we still won. Like it was said, I don't think much anybody else cares outside of College Station and the ESPN Manziel knob slobbers. I lost count on how many holds were not called when JFF scrambled out of the pocket.

AUownsU · « **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2013, 01:10:27 PM »

Those mommy parts actually used the words "horse collar" 6 times during the game highlights. Add to it that they actually had an in house ref to break it down.... Hysterical!

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #18 on:** October 20, 2013, 01:38:22 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 20, 2013, 11:42:03 AM

Suck it up, buttercup.

And I just noticed watching a highlight clip that JFF sat on the sidelines after the win and was an unsportsmanlike pussy whiner. Fuckstick.

Bwahaha! What the fuck happened daddy?

I'd like to be the first to shove a horse collar up JFF asshole for 24 hours straight. We coming again next year JMFF, lol.

Google is your best friend JMFF. https://www.google.com/search?q=horse+collar&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#q=horse+collar+johnny+football&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&safe=off

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #19 on:** October 20, 2013, 03:12:04 PM »

Quote from: Token on October 20, 2013, 12:47:28 PM

I think he was actually crying from the time he didn't get the horse collar call until the end of the game.

I don't remember Auburn people lining up to slob Cam's knob like these pathetic creatures are for JFF. It was just non-stop Johnny love, like he was a damn one man show, and the only one capable of making a play. I can tell you this, Evans makes him look damn good. The guy can catch anything within ten yards of him - and JFF throws a damn ugly, wobbly Tebow-like pass. Evans is a stud, no doubt.

I was not impressed with JFF.