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Re: Commitment #16 WR Myron Burton...
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2013, 05:33:23 PM »
Any insight on what he may be able to do for us? 
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Re: Commitment #16 WR Myron Burton...
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2013, 10:25:19 PM »
Any insight on what he may be able to do for us?
Catch the ball?
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Re: Commitment #16 WR Myron Burton...
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2013, 08:59:02 AM »
Catch the ball?
Yes. This is one important aspect but do not forget that it will also be his responsibility to run toward the opponents goal line after catching it. Duties also include: running pass patterns, blocking defenders, and not sprinting until the center snaps the ball.

Candidate must be a goal oriented self starter and be able to pass a drug screen (especially spice). Tall and fast males between 17-20 with dreadlocks are encouraged to apply.
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Re: Commitment #16 WR Myron Burton...
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2013, 09:55:22 AM »
Yes. This is one important aspect but do not forget that it will also be his responsibility to run toward the opponents goal line after catching it. Duties also include: running pass patterns, blocking defenders, and not sprinting until the center snaps the ball.

Candidate must be a goal oriented self starter and be able to pass a drug screen (especially spice). Tall and fast males between 17-20 with dreadlocks are encouraged to apply.

If they are white( I know. I know) must they have/grow the dreadlocks?
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Re: Commitment #16 WR Myron Burton...
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2013, 10:08:32 AM »
If they are white( I know. I know) must they have/grow the dreadlocks?
It helps,yes.
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Re: Commitment #16 WR Myron Burton...
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2013, 02:23:47 PM »
If they are white( I know. I know) must they have/grow the dreadlocks?

To keep in compliance with the Americans With Disabilities act artificial dreadlocks will be issued on an as needed basis.

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Re: Commitment #16 WR Myron Burton...
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2013, 02:52:18 PM »
I'm just wondering cause my boy is short, white, slow, and can't catch. But if growing some dreads will get him in, we in!
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Re: Commitment #16 WR Myron Burton...
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