Scenarios...Pre-Dick-Shuns...If....

[Saniflush]

Smells like big foots dick.

A turd wrapped in burnt hair.

[Godfather]

A turd wrapped in burnt hair.

A dirty diaper filled with indian food.

[dallaswareagle]

90% of this game is half mental

You can observe a lot by watching.

[Snaggletiger]

You can observe a lot by watching.

It gets late early out there

[Buzz Killington]

I was told there would be no math

[Snaggletiger]

I was told there would be no math

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

[The Six]

You can observe a lot by watching.

That's why Condi is on the list.

[Townhallsavoy]

Here's your scenario:

South Carolina loses to Clemson.
South Carolina wins the East and goes to Atlanta.
Auburn wins out.
Alabama only loses to Auburn.
LSU loses to Alabama.
Texas A&M loses to Auburn.   
South Carolina beats Auburn in the SECCG.
UCLA loses to Oregon.
Oregon loses to Stanford.
Clemson loses to Florida State.
Florida State loses to Florida.
Baylor loses to Oklahoma.
Miami loses to Florida State.
Stanford loses to UCLA in a rematch in the Pac 12 championship. 

Alabama vs. Ohio State for the BCSCG. 

[Godfather]

Here's your scenario:

South Carolina loses to Clemson.
South Carolina wins the East and goes to Atlanta.
Auburn wins out.
Alabama only loses to Auburn.
LSU loses to Alabama.
Texas A&M loses to Auburn.   
South Carolina beats Auburn in the SECCG.
UCLA loses to Oregon.
Oregon loses to Stanford.
Clemson loses to Florida State.
Florida State loses to Florida.
Baylor loses to Oklahoma.
Miami loses to Florida State.
Stanford loses to UCLA in a rematch in the Pac 12 championship. 

Alabama vs. Ohio State for the BCSCG.

Gentlemen which brings me to my next point.  Don't smoke crack!

[Buzz Killington]

Gentlemen which brings me to my next point.  Don't smoke crack!

Look who's on TV, mama.  It's the devil.

[WiregrassTiger]

Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?

[Godfather]

Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?

No momma da search continues.

[War Eagle!!!]

One more loss from LSU though (Bama?) and we do.

Needing someone else to do something negates the whole "We control our own destiny" statement though...

[Saniflush]

No momma da search continues.

Nonsense.  I invented electricity.

[AUTiger1]

Needing someone else to do something negates the whole "We control our own destiny" statement though...

Logical thinking has no place in this thread mister!  Take your shenanigans elsewhere.

[Buzz Killington]

I swear to God, I'm gonna pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans

[Snaggletiger]

I swear to God, I'm gonna pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans

Shenani....  Look, we control our own destiny.  Who said it was our destiny to win the west or the MNC?  Our goal might be the Music City Bowl. 

[Buzz Killington]

Shenani....  Look, we control our own destiny.  Who said it was our destiny to win the west or the MNC?  Our goal might be the Music City Bowl.

If we're going to have goals, then I want to shoot for the lovelly Birmingham Bowl

[Snaggletiger]

If we're going to have goals, then I want to shoot for the lovelly Birmingham Bowl

That's a goal you have to take one   day   at   a   time.

[GH2001]

That's a goal you have to take one   day   at   a   time.

Must get on the Gus bus.

There.