Animals

[AUTailgatingRules]

That's the only description I can come up with

http://www.ksla.com/story/23679489/walmart-shelves-in-springhill-mansfield-cleared-in-ebt-glitch

[bottomfeeder]

That's the only description I can come up with

http://www.ksla.com/story/23679489/walmart-shelves-in-springhill-mansfield-cleared-in-ebt-glitch

I HATE goddamn freeloaders. Here I eat fucking bologna sammiches and ramen while these assholes run the lot of the food supply. I wanna kill some of these folks with a knife or rifle at long distance for effect (.50 cal at 500+ meters). I have never received food stamps, because my father instilled the AU Creed in everyone of us kids (they would disown me if I ever did that). I'm all for killing some of the motherfuckers and I'll help.

[Saniflush]

I HATE goddamn freeloaders. Here I eat fucking bologna sammiches and ramen while these assholes run the lot of the food supply. I wanna kill some of these folks with a knife or rifle at long distance for effect (.50 cal at 500+ meters). I have never received food stamps, because my father instilled the AU Creed in everyone of us kids (they would disown me if I ever did that). I'm all for killing some of the motherfuckers and I'll help.

If you weren't on any lists before, you are now.

[bottomfeeder]

If you weren't on any lists before, you are now.

I'm at the fucking top of the list with 200,000+ volts on each doorknob via capacitors wires soldered (Z) to the weather stripping (that's just for starters). Bring 'em on motherfuckers!

Yea that's right,..Watch me while the real culprits do the deed. LMAO!

I love electwicity

[dallaswareagle]

I HATE goddamn freeloaders. Here I eat fucking bologna sammiches and ramen while these assholes run the lot of the food supply. I wanna kill some of these folks with a knife or rifle at long distance for effect (.50 cal at 500+ meters). I have never received food stamps, because my father instilled the AU Creed in everyone of us kids (they would disown me if I ever did that). I'm all for killing some of the motherfuckers and I'll help.

You cannot use the 50 cal on humans only equipment. IE: button, shirts, hats Etc.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Have ya'll noticed an increased number of tents and shed selling bbq, chicken plates, etc on roadsides and parking lots?  Here's the newest scam I have heard of.

Take your foodstamps to the local Wal-Mart, Publix, Kroger, whatever and load the car down with meat.  My dad stated that he waited in line behind a guy back home that had two carts loaded down with various cuts of pork and beef and nothing else, he came out of pocket $12.  Go set you up a tent on the side of the road selling bbq and chicken for $5 a plate and watch the money roll in.  Congratulations, you have just turned your stamps into cash legally that you can use to purchase whatever your little heart desires.

[Saniflush]

You cannot use the 50 cal on humans only equipment. IE: button, shirts, hats Etc.

Actually that's a lie. 
The Geneva convention says no such thing.

[bottomfeeder]

You cannot use the 50 cal on humans only equipment. IE: button, shirts, hats Etc.

IKR, bullshit.  Oh yes you can.

[CCTAU]

Have ya'll noticed an increased number of tents and shed selling bbq, chicken plates, etc on roadsides and parking lots?  Here's the newest scam I have heard of.

Take your foodstamps to the local Wal-Mart, Publix, Kroger, whatever and load the car down with meat.  My dad stated that he waited in line behind a guy back home that had two carts loaded down with various cuts of pork and beef and nothing else, he came out of pocket $12.  Go set you up a tent on the side of the road selling bbq and chicken for $5 a plate and watch the money roll in.  Congratulations, you have just turned your stamps into cash legally that you can use to purchase whatever your little heart desires.

In a sad sort of way, this does not bother me as bad as the masses sitting on their ass doing nothing. There is, at least, work involved in cooking BBQ!

[AUTailgatingRules]

Have ya'll noticed an increased number of tents and shed selling bbq, chicken plates, etc on roadsides and parking lots?  Here's the newest scam I have heard of.

Take your foodstamps to the local Wal-Mart, Publix, Kroger, whatever and load the car down with meat.  My dad stated that he waited in line behind a guy back home that had two carts loaded down with various cuts of pork and beef and nothing else, he came out of pocket $12.  Go set you up a tent on the side of the road selling bbq and chicken for $5 a plate and watch the money roll in.  Congratulations, you have just turned your stamps into cash legally that you can use to purchase whatever your little heart desires.

The only way to make it "legal" would be to report your earnings to the IRS and pay taxes on them. You would also need a business license, meet all the gov't regulations, pass health inspection etc.  Once you report your profits you will make too much to receive the food stamps and therefore have to get your food the normal route, which is to pay for it.  Once that happens, you would then be out of business, as you can't make a profit selling BBQ for $5.00/plate if your ingredients are not free.

Anyway, you see where this is going?

[AU_Tiger_2000]

In a sad sort of way, this does not bother me as bad as the masses sitting on their ass doing nothing. There is, at least, work involved in cooking BBQ!

yeah, but I don't want to buy their raw ingredients.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

The only way to make it "legal" would be to report your earnings to the IRS and pay taxes on them. You would also need a business license, meet all the gov't regulations, pass health inspection etc.  Once you report your profits you will make too much to receive the food stamps and therefore have to get your food the normal route, which is to pay for it.  Once that happens, you would then be out of business, as you can't make a profit selling BBQ for $5.00/plate if your ingredients are not free.

Anyway, you see where this is going?

I was using a loose definition of legal (Snaggs told it to me). 

[bottomfeeder]

I was using a loose definition of legal (Snaggs told it to me).

I have a legal Schnauzer tell me all of the terminology I need to know. This is further evidence that the education system in Alabama is lacking when a fucking dog has all of the politicians pegged/humped.


http://legalschnauzer.blogspot.com/