Okay, but you've got to remember:
Auburn pays all its players.
Texas A&M plays in one of the greatest stadiums ever built, it soooo loud. Rome is going to raze the Coliseum because it just can't compete historically.
They don't have any women cheerleaders to distract them.
They nearly beat the greatest team in the history of college football, coached by the greatest coach who ever lived. And they beat them last year. The team they nearly beat is so great that Tom Landy, Vince Lombardi and Chuck Knoll are melting down their Super Bowl trophies to make a statue of Nick Saban's left nut.
Texas A&M plays an exciting, fast-paced brand of football. Auburn runs trick plays.
The Aggies have a live dog for a mascot. Robert Baker once got bitten by a live dog. Who on this Auburn team is as good as Robert Baker?
Auburn got Ole Miss when the Rebels had been beaten up and demoralized by the greatest team that ever set foot on a field. Texas A&M got the Rebels when they were fresh and desperate to save their season.
Auburn was really bad in 2012. So they suck. A&M beat Auburn 671 - 2 last season. Everybody saw it.
Gus is barely removed from being a high school coach. Sumlin is one of the most sought after coaches in the country.
I mean seriously. Two touchdowns? That's a gift.