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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2013, 03:43:53 PM »
The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2013, 03:45:09 PM »
And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2013, 03:48:34 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 04, 2013, 03:36:00 PM


She's lost that lovin' feeling, Goose


On a side note, this pic reminded me that I watched Die Hard night before last (For the 35th time) and the black dude...was he Sundance or Sundown or something...was Theo in Die Hard, breaking the code for Hans Gruber.  He was Trivette on Chuck Norris...Texas ranger...although nobody ever noticed him as long as Chuck Norris was on the screen.  Because well...it's Chuck Norris.
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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2013, 03:51:37 PM »
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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #44 on: October 04, 2013, 03:51:44 PM »
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #45 on: October 04, 2013, 04:04:12 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 04, 2013, 03:51:44 PM
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

Goose is spelled with two O's.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #46 on: October 04, 2013, 04:09:08 PM »
Viper's up here.  Great.  Oh shit.
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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #47 on: October 04, 2013, 04:10:53 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 04:09:08 PM
Viper's up here.  Great.  Oh shoot.

He's probably saying, "Oh shit, it's Maverick and Goose."


Incidentally, this started with me talking about the Air Force, and you bunch of idiots started quoting a movie about the Navy.
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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #48 on: October 04, 2013, 04:11:49 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 04:09:08 PM
Viper's up here.  Great.  Oh shit.
All right the bet is $20.

You must have Carnal Knowledge.

Of a woman this time.
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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #49 on: October 04, 2013, 04:19:42 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 03:48:34 PM
She's lost that lovin' feeling, Goose


On a side note, this pic reminded me that I watched Die Hard night before last (For the 35th time) and the black dude...was he Sundance or Sundown or something...was Theo in Die Hard, breaking the code for Hans Gruber.  He was Trivette on Chuck Norris...Texas ranger...although nobody ever noticed him as long as Chuck Norris was on the screen.  Because well...it's Chuck Norris.

"And the quarterback isss toast!"
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #50 on: October 04, 2013, 04:21:32 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 04, 2013, 04:10:53 PM
Incidentally, this started with me talking about the Air Force, and you bunch of idiots started quoting a movie about the Navy.

Well now you are just talking about degrees of ghey.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #51 on: October 04, 2013, 04:24:21 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 04, 2013, 04:19:42 PM
"And the quarterback isss toast!"

My second favorite line from Die Hard.  Right after Yippee Kiyay, Mother Fucker
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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #52 on: October 04, 2013, 04:25:39 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 04:24:21 PM
My second favorite line from Die Hard.  Right after Yippee Kiyay, Mother Fucker

I say that all the time. Only the cool people get it!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #53 on: October 04, 2013, 05:51:04 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 04, 2013, 04:10:53 PM
Incidentally, this started with me talking about the Air Force, and you bunch of idiots started quoting a movie about the Navy.

You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.
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Re: Just a bit of road rage
« Reply #54 on: October 04, 2013, 06:03:23 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 03:48:34 PM
She's lost that lovin' feeling, Goose


On a side note, this pic reminded me that I watched Die Hard night before last (For the 35th time) and the black dude...was he Sundance or Sundown or something...was Theo in Die Hard, breaking the code for Hans Gruber.  He was Trivette on Chuck Norris...Texas ranger...although nobody ever noticed him as long as Chuck Norris was on the screen.  Because well...it's Chuck Norris.

Don't know what this is says about me and Mrs. Dallas but diehard is a must X-mas movie every year. The holidays and gunfire.   :getoff:
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