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Happy Birthday

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2013, 02:05:08 PM »
Happy Birthday to Cam's rich white uncle.  They still haven't caught you. 
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2013, 02:34:55 PM »
I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Sorry...I knew that "vaginal evacuation" was a little too over the top, but I went with it anyways.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2013, 04:10:32 PM »
One day, a little boy was peeing in a public restroom when a sailor walked in.

"Wow, mister! Are you a real sailor?"

"I sure am. Would you like to wear my hat?"

"Yeah! Awesome!" said the little boy and starting jumping for joy. Soon, a Marine walked in.

"Wow, mister! Are you a real Marine?"

"I sure am. Would you like to suck my dick?"

"Oh, no, mister I'm not a real sailor. I'm just borrowing the hat."
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2013, 08:21:28 PM »
Thanks for the wonderful wishes! You fuckers made my day!

November - Auburn vs Georgia - get your asses to the Loveliest Village 'cause shit is gonna get real!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2013, 08:31:47 PM »
Thanks for the wonderful wishes! You fuckers made my day!

November - Auburn vs Georgia - get your asses to the Loveliest Village 'cause shit is gonna get real!

You cooking up a batch?!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2013, 09:35:53 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2013, 11:04:45 PM »
Thanks for the wonderful wishes! You fuckers made my day!

November - Auburn vs Georgia - get your asses to the Loveliest Village 'cause shit is gonna get real!

Oh MAN. I am counting the days. Cannot arrive soon enough. Going to be hard to top last year but if anyone can do it, it's this crew.
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