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Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.

Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
« on: September 25, 2013, 02:37:05 PM »
That's what this girl is doing to get her man to propose. 

A friend of mine on Facebook just posted this rant about it:

"This is the most disgusting blog I've ever seen.  What a sad, pathetic life she is living thanks to the oppressive behavior of her boyfriend. Typical.  I wouldn't be surprised if she was raised in the South!" 

Anyway...here's the blog:

http://300sandwiches.com/

And...here's the girl:

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Re: Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2013, 02:47:40 PM »
For sandwiches like that I'd marry her now.
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2013, 02:49:58 PM »
Tarheel is looking up this woman as we speak.
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2013, 02:52:45 PM »
Tarheel is looking up this woman as we speak.

That casper the ghost looking mother fucker is about the same shade as Tarheel.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2013, 02:53:52 PM »
and she's from the midwest and lives in NYC. 

Fuck your facebook friend.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2013, 03:13:32 PM »
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Forbidden Foods: E’s List

Raw tomatoes

Kaos?
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2013, 03:30:43 PM »
and she's from the midwest and lives in NYC. 

Fuck your facebook friend.
No seriously fuck your facebook friend...is she hot?
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Re: Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2013, 04:27:26 PM »
That's a tranny. And believe me, I know a tranny when I see one. At least now I do.
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2013, 06:54:51 PM »
That's a tranny. And believe me, I know a tranny when I see one. At least now I do.
I'd wager that the doughnut puncher sitting beside her eating the finger sandwich gets as much - if not more - pecker than her.

My gaydar isn't picking up on her being a tranny. It could be the thick booty that's throwing it off, but I'm not convinced she's a dude. The dude on the right, there's no doubt he's a catcher. He might not suck one, but I've got $20 that says he'd damn sure hold it in his mouth.
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2013, 07:35:19 PM »
Another gem from my Facebook wall:

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Her naked, pathetic desperation ("But I wondered if E thought the car replaced the need to propose? I still want a ring. Note to self: increase sandwich production") coupled with his douchy asshole attitude ("Upon grabbing his half in his hand, he paused. 'You didn’t toast the bread?' Sigh. Happy birthday to me.") plus their extravagant 1% lifestyle ("A few hours before party time, E whipped up a steak tartare topped with a quail egg yolk (for some, steak tartare is a delicacy. For E, it’s a Scooby snack).") makes this seriously one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. I can't stop reading it.

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Re: Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2013, 08:06:27 PM »
She probably cuts the loaf of bread a bit on the high side - that bottom looks thicker than the top
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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2013, 11:05:30 PM »
OTOH?  If they are both this desperate/shallow, then they deserve each other. Let them make two lives miserable instead of four.
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2013, 08:50:36 AM »
If she's not a tranny, $100 says she has to pull the strap on out at least once a week after the sammich eating
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Re: Want to marry me? Make me a sandwich. Or 300 of them.
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2013, 11:16:39 AM »
That's what this girl is doing to get her man to propose. 

A friend of mine on Facebook just posted this rant about it:

"This is the most disgusting blog I've ever seen.  What a sad, pathetic life she is living thanks to the oppressive behavior of her boyfriend. Typical.  I wouldn't be surprised if she was raised in the South!" 

Anyway...here's the blog:

http://300sandwiches.com/

And...here's the girl:



Your fb friend is racist, stereotyping and profiling even. And profiling is wrong!
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2013, 01:04:00 PM »
Or....she needed a good topic for her to introduce 300 different home made sandwiches...

And the stupid mother fuckers are falling for it...

Marketing genius I tell ya...
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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2013, 02:03:10 PM »
Or....she needed a good topic for her to introduce 300 different home made sandwiches...

And the stupid mother fuckers are falling for it...

Marketing genius I tell ya...

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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2013, 03:06:29 PM »


What's that guy doing with that banana?
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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2013, 03:09:05 PM »
What's that guy doing with that banana?

Nothing...yet.
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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2013, 09:14:45 AM »
What's that guy doing with that banana?
Nothing...yet.
The question is really what does he not do with a banana #DIPT
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