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Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« on: September 25, 2013, 06:44:24 PM »
Due to a Broken Cock (Laid Man's Terms)...



 #winning
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2013, 06:55:00 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on September 25, 2013, 06:44:24 PM
Due to a Broken Cock (Laid Man's Terms)...



 #winning
Good fer them!
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2013, 09:03:36 PM »


Umm...I think I broke my dick, coach
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2013, 09:51:54 PM »
Wait...this is serious?  He seriously broke his dick?
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2013, 11:09:42 PM »
Wow. Was unaware he was that cute.
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2013, 11:57:43 PM »
Paaaawlll he's the sacman. 

($1.25 to buzz).
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2013, 12:11:31 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 25, 2013, 09:51:54 PM
Wait...this is serious?  He seriously broke his dick?
more like he broke it off, and not cleanly either
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2013, 12:42:03 AM »
Uh. That is somebody's daughter. You don't know she's giving it up!


Get off my damn lawn!
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2013, 06:54:53 AM »
That's a total dick move.
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2013, 08:49:16 AM »
Let me ask you a question.  This new move.  Is there a knuckle involved in any way?
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2013, 09:24:04 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 25, 2013, 09:03:36 PM


Umm...I think I broke my dick, coach
Rub some dirt on it and get back out there.
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2013, 09:24:25 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 26, 2013, 08:49:16 AM
Let me ask you a question.  This new move.  Is there a knuckle involved in any way?
Now he is stealing my move.
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2013, 09:26:29 AM »
How dare you stop short with my wife!
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2013, 01:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 25, 2013, 09:51:54 PM
Wait...this is serious?  He seriously broke his dick?
Yup...there's some medical term for what he'd done (but I don't know what it is)...so, in laid man's terms "Broken Dick".
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2013, 02:40:11 PM »
From what I understand, you typically have to be engaged in vigorous sexual activity (with a woman), in order for a penile fracture to occur. None of you guys need to worry.
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2013, 03:06:23 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 26, 2013, 02:40:11 PM
From what I understand, you typically have to be engaged in vigorous sexual activity (with a woman), in order for a penile fracture to occur. None of you guys need to worry.

Yeah well. At my age I bend way too much to break!

So I'm out!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2013, 03:32:02 PM »
This is for real. I would break it off too.

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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2013, 03:34:11 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 26, 2013, 02:40:11 PM
From what I understand, you typically have to be engaged in vigorous sexual activity (with a woman), in order for a penile fracture to occur. None of you guys need to worry.

A break in the slong hurts....hurts real bad. It takes about 3 months to fully recover and will be left with a knot in said broken spot.
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2013, 03:36:58 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on September 26, 2013, 03:32:02 PM
This is for real. I would break it off too.



Those are his sisters you sick bastards.


I have the shower pics to prove it.
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Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2013, 03:41:28 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on September 26, 2013, 03:34:11 PM
A break in the slong hurts....hurts real bad. It takes about 3 months to fully recover and will be left with a knot in said broken spot.

This thread is worthless.   never mind.
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