Jake hardly ever attacks the hole first.
So you're saying he's a gentle lover?
He does seem bitchy. Somebody better check the meds.
Jesus you have a case of the moron today. /no sarcasm or hyperbole.
The anonymous badass of the cyber message board world hath spoken. Seriously, you guys have fun stroking over this shit all day every day.
His wife is in a coma.
The jerk store called
Your cranium called, it's got some space to rent.
ted nugent called, he wants his shirt back.