Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...

[Snaggletiger]

This thread is worthless.   never mind.

I can sooo read that.  Freakin' homosexual is what you are.

[dallaswareagle]

I can sooo read that.  Freakin' homosexual is what you are.

Isn't that a cool thing now? I heard it was.

[djsimp]

Isn't that a cool thing now? I heard it was.

I bet you like ObamaCare too don't you?

[jmar]

Yup...there's some medical term for what he'd done (but I don't know what it is)...so, in laid man's terms "Broken Dick".

How did a twisted ankle become a fractured penis?

[dallaswareagle]

I bet you like ObamaCare too don't you?

My medical is already free.

[Buzz Killington]

Sounds like she gave him a Hindenburg

[WiregrassTiger]

A break in the slong hurts....hurts real bad. It takes about 3 months to fully recover and will be left with a knot in said broken spot.

This sounds like the voice of experience. Did you break your Johnson? Did you break someone else's? When will the doctors allow one to untie the knot in said schlong? Inquiring minds need to know.

[The Six]

Sounds like she gave him a Hindenburg

Still better than a Heisenberg.

[Tiger Wench]

I went to the Wiki for penile fracture. I love (most of) you guys way too much to post that picture but HOLY SHIT.

Found this to be hilarious tho.

In America the case of Doe v. Moe, 63 Mass. App. Ct. 516, 827 N.E.2d 240 (2005), tested liability for a penile fracture injury caused during sexual intercourse. The court declined to find duty as between two consensual adults. The plaintiff in this case, a man who suffered a fractured penis, complained that the defendant, his ex-girlfriend, had caused his injury while she was on top of him during sexual intercourse. The court ruled in her favor, determining that her conduct was neither legally wanton nor reckless.

[Buzz Killington]

sometimes it's the bull that can't last 8 seconds...

[Saniflush]

I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden.  I still make fun of him about it.

Broke dick mutherfucker.

[AUJarhead]

I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden.  I still make fun of him about it.

Broke dick mutherfucker.

Please tell me he went to PI.

[Saniflush]

Please tell me he went to PI.

Nope.  Not Corps related.....Our dicks are too hard to break.

[WiregrassTiger]

I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden.  I still make fun of him about it.

Broke richard mutherfudgeer.

I think you are being hard... on him.

[wesfau2]

I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden.  I still make fun of him about it.

Broke dick mutherfucker.

Looks like you're focusing on the wrong details.  At least dude was getting some.

[Saniflush]

Looks like you're focusing on the wrong details.  At least dude was getting some.

You are correct sir.