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Damn...it's all downhill from here
« on: September 24, 2013, 11:34:28 AM »
Happy 40th Birthday Ranger!

Next thing you know you will be getting a hip replaced, no wait...
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2013, 11:36:28 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 24, 2013, 11:34:28 AM
Happy 40th Birthday Ranger!

Next thing you know you will be getting a hip replaced, no wait...

Damn. This is a tough crowd. next thing you'll be posting pics of him on crutches hobbling down the street!


Happy birthday you broke down bastage!
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2013, 11:48:15 AM »
Happy half of 80.
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2013, 12:09:47 PM »
Happy happy.  One year closer to a catheter!!
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2013, 12:09:59 PM »
It smells like old in here.  And I'm slightly aroused.

Happy birthday!
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2013, 01:06:47 PM »
Guy can't catch a break. Even my own wife wakes up this morning telling me I am officially an old man now. Shit, I feel as spry as a 60 year old, so I don't know what all you jerks are talking about.

Oh...and thanks for the birthday wishes.
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2013, 02:09:46 PM »
Yep it gets worse.
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2013, 02:35:19 PM »
Happy Old day!
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2013, 10:04:17 PM »
It smells like ointment in here.

Happy birthday, Ranger .... don't be such a stranger.
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2013, 10:45:25 PM »
Remember as a kid when you thought 40 was practically ancient?


You were right.
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2013, 08:37:10 AM »
40 may be old, but it sure has started out good. The wifey brought home two dozen Krispy Kremes all for me. She either loves me or is trying to kill me.
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2013, 09:06:21 AM »
Quote from: Ranger12 on September 25, 2013, 08:37:10 AM
40 may be old, but it sure has started out good. The wifey brought home two dozen Krispy Kremes all for me. She either loves me or is trying to kill me.

Is your life insurance paid up?
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2013, 09:13:47 AM »
Happy lated.  Hope the birthday sex wasn't too hard on your hip.
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Re: Damn...it's all downhill from here
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2013, 09:30:07 AM »
Happy belated Ranger! 
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