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AU_Tiger_2000

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Avast ye swabs
« on: September 19, 2013, 11:13:32 AM »
'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day.  Remember, if you drink rum in the morning you're not an alcoholic, you're a pirate.

Now good luck getting this song out of your head.

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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

Buzz Killington

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Re: Avast ye swabs
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2013, 11:19:00 AM »
Hey nook...what's a Pirate's favorite letter?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Avast ye swabs
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2013, 11:23:32 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 19, 2013, 11:19:00 AM
Hey nook...what's a Pirate's favorite letter?

IIIIIIIIIII?

RRRRRR?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2013, 11:24:58 AM »
No.  Tuesday was.   
Today is.  Crap.
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: Avast ye swabs
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2013, 11:28:13 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 19, 2013, 11:24:58 AM
No.  Tuesday was.   
Today is.  Crap.

Anyday is a good day to talk like a pirate.  It's just that on other days people think you are homeless.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Avast ye swabs
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2013, 12:08:13 PM »
What is a pirate's favorite car?

A FeAAAARRRRRi
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2013, 12:09:39 PM »
Free donuts at Krispy Kreme.  Seriously. 

http://www.krispykreme.com/pirate
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Re: Avast ye swabs
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2013, 01:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 19, 2013, 11:19:00 AM
Hey nook...what's a Pirate's favorite letter?

you would think it was the "r" but it's the "c"

 :kimclap:
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Re: Avast ye swabs
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2013, 01:28:36 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 19, 2013, 12:08:13 PM
What is a pirate's favorite car?

A FeAAAARRRRRi
Not only does the customer service suck around here, mofo's will still yo material like a mofo.
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=22039.msg331955#msg331955
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Re: Avast ye swabs
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2013, 07:50:39 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 19, 2013, 01:28:36 PM
Not only does the customer service suck around here, mofo's will still yo material like a mofo.
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=22039.msg331955#msg331955
what did you expect in a thread about pirates? I'm a straight up pillager.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Avast ye swabs
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2013, 07:58:54 PM »
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging out of his pants.
He summons the bartender and orders a shot of rum.
The bartender puts the shot in front of the pirate and says, "So, what's with the steering wheel?"
The pirate downs the shot and explains, "Yarrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2013, 08:11:02 PM »
Mike Leach suddenly gave his players the day off today for "no apparent reason".
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Re: Avast ye swabs
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2013, 09:10:31 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on September 19, 2013, 08:11:02 PM
Mike Leach suddenly gave his players the day off today for "no apparent reason".

Captain Feathersword applauds your fine efforts, matey.
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Re: Avast ye swabs
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2013, 09:14:08 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 19, 2013, 07:50:39 PM
what did you expect in a thread about pirates? I'm a straight up pillager.
Well, they say copying and plagiarism is the sincerest form of something or another. And, it's the only way I made it through school. So, there is no flag on the play.
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