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On this auspicious day...
« on: September 16, 2013, 01:10:33 PM »
Hide your boubon, your cigars and your jailbait daughters...

Uncle Sani be looking for a good time!!

Happy birthday, honey bunch.  <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2013, 02:35:33 PM »
happy birthday Sani
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2013, 02:37:33 PM »
What day is it?  What month is it?

Thanks you two....

Rest of yall can fuck off.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2013, 02:41:12 PM »
Happy Happy Happy. birfday.
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2013, 02:54:12 PM »
Happy birthday you sexy manbeast.  I've got a framed picture of my taint jungle that I'll be sending your way.
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2013, 03:07:46 PM »
Hey Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...what day is it?


Happy Birfday uncle Sani
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2013, 03:08:40 PM »
happy birthday. 

don't let your meatloaf. 
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2013, 03:38:40 PM »
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2013, 03:50:07 PM »
Headlights!
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2013, 04:01:22 PM »
Happy Birthday.  May your day be filled with drinking Champagne and passing out!  Wait...that wasn't you.
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2013, 04:32:33 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2013, 04:01:22 PM
Happy Birthday.  May your day be filled with drinking Champagne and passing out!  Wait...that wasn't you.

Never trust a lawyer to keep his mouth shut... attorney client privilege, my ass.
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2013, 04:37:07 PM »
Happy Birthday to a sexy motherfucker.

And to you too, baby. :)
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2013, 04:56:17 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2013, 05:59:25 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker! Come to Auburn sometime so I can give you a cigar and a drank.
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2013, 06:04:02 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2013, 05:59:25 PM
Happy birthday, fucker! Come to Auburn sometime so I can give you a cigar and some dicka drank.
Let's be truthful here...
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2013, 06:09:44 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2013, 06:04:02 PM
Let's be truthful here...
Once you go Marine, you never go back.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2013, 06:39:19 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2013, 06:09:44 PM
Once you go Marine, you never go back.
oh, he's amphibious
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2013, 06:51:44 PM »
Happy Birthday Uncle Sani, you old fucker!  May your day be filled full of young whores and may your glass of 4 Roses never get empty!
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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2013, 08:46:47 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2013, 04:01:22 PM
Happy Birthday.  May your day be filled with drinking Champagne and passing out!  Wait...that wasn't you.
Maybe that's how he developed his own method!

Happy birthday.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: On this auspicious day...
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2013, 02:44:29 AM »
Happy Birthday Pooh Bear!
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