Fluker Receives Cash?

[Tiger Wench]

I just had a Bammer I knew from high school email me, wanting to know why Auburn fans are "spewing so much hatred and glee" over "the whole Fluker thing" 

For the record, this bastard was the bane of my existence all through school. He is the primary reason I hate those inbred motherfuckers like I do. 

Unlike Chizad, I had the balls to set him straight.

You seriously and with a straight face can't understand why Auburn fans are spewing so much hatred and glee?  You must have been absent from the Internet and without cable during the whole 2010 season.  The hatred spewed in our direction was unprecedented - do the green Roll Ducks tshirts ring a bell?  Scam Newton signs on Gameday?  The Cam garbage was spewed at us for a solid year with ZERO evidence - no pics, no checks, no texts - and still to this day, the narrative is that Auburn cheated.  Never mind that the NCAA gave us a proctology exam and found NOTHING - we cheated. End of story. At the same time, pictures surface of Tom AlBetar having dinner with half the football team who spent the day signing hundreds of items in his store and Julio Jones shows up in a different suit pre-game every week... Crickets.  Bammer players without a pot to pee in are driving expensive cars with $1000 rims and tweeting pictures of hundred dollar bills... and the media goes "Nothing to see here, move along..."  Cam's daddy was wrong to entertain the idea of maybe taking some money even tho his church was condemned and falling down around his ears, but DJ needed the money and a $1500 bed because his family was poor and that's ok. That kind of double standard is crap, and it gets really old, really fast.

And if you want to start comparing hate for opposing fans, brother, I'm thinking Harvey Updyke pretty much gives Bammer another championship. Until an Auburn fan blows up Denny Chimes or the statue of the Bear, don't talk to me about hatred being manifested in a tangible way. We limit ourselves to words.  Your fans KILL THINGS. I myself will never ever forgive or forget that. Ever.

So you will have to forgive us for our schadenfreude over bammer's misfortune. We've been targeted unfairly for so long that seeing some of the crap that has heretofore been ignored come back to bite Bammer in the ass is quite gratifying. I don't think anything will come of it, even though there is hard, cold, irrefutable evidence of violations, mainly because Bammer is Teflon where the NCAA is concerned.  I don't know why that is, and I am not enough of a tin foil hat wearer to try and figure it out.  But in the meantime, until that story is swept under the rug with the rest of them, seeing the Tide fans sweat bullets is fun while it lasts. You guys deserve and have earned every bit of it.

Fuck them.

[Godfather]

I just had a Bammer I knew from high school email me, wanting to know why Auvurn fans are "spewing so much hatred and glee" over "the whole Fluker thing" 

For the record, this bastard was the bane of my existence all through school. He is the primary reason I hate those inbred motherfuckers like I do. 

Unlike Chizad, I had the balls to set him straight.

Fuck them.

I love you

[Tiger Wench]

I love you

you too darlin.

But fuck them. With Updyke's dick.

[auburnredwing]

I just had a Bammer I knew from high school email me, wanting to know why Auburn fans are "spewing so much hatred and glee" over "the whole Fluker thing" 

For the record, this bastard was the bane of my existence all through school. He is the primary reason I hate those inbred motherfuckers like I do. 

Unlike Chizad, I had the balls to set him straight.

Fuck them.

Wow the diatribe was perfectly written, wench! 

[oldautiger]

Wench, you should change your name to something like "Tiger Goddess".  You are the perfect Auburn Babe

Love you Wench/Goddess       

BTW.......Melissa loved you too

[The Prowler]

Anyone remember this article a couple of years ago?

A "serial repeat violator," with an "abysmal infractions track record" and an "extensive recent history of infractions cases unmatched by any other member institution in the NCAA.” - NCAA's COI Chairman Paul Dee

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/618774-alabama-ncaa-death-penalty-looms-unmatched-recent-violation-history-ncaa

uat was still in the Repeat Offender window with these new Major Violations (in uat's case, the Repeat, Repeat, Repeat Offender window).

[Saniflush]

Not sure if already stated...the woman standing next to Tom Albetar looks very familiar.

KILL IT!  KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Saniflush]

I just had a Bammer I knew from high school email me, wanting to know why Auburn fans are "spewing so much hatred and glee" over "the whole Fluker thing" 

For the record, this bastard was the bane of my existence all through school. He is the primary reason I hate those inbred motherfuckers like I do. 

Unlike Chizad, I had the balls to set him straight.

Fuck them.

[Jumbo]

Why Tide Should Be Worried About Fluker (via http://t.co/L6QQY2w2d3) http://t.co/MYiEPvLFM4

[Buzz Killington]

Hmmm...what do you know?  The first recent "scandal" with actual tangible evidence.

But this situation is different than the Newton scandal and the autograph situation that cost Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel the first half of this season's opener versus Rice.

There is a paper trail—one that includes bank statements, invoices and cell phone records. Basically, the majority of the evidence that the public and NCAA lacked in the Manziel and Newton cases already exists in the Fluker case.

That's a rather strong jumping-off point for the NCAA.

[CCTAU]

you too darlin.

But fuck them. With Updyke's dick.

I do not agree. I hope he gets that cut off and never enjoys the pleasure again.

Carry on!

[GH2001]

I love you

Awesome aint she?

[Godfather]

Awesome aint she?

Get off my Kool-Aid motherfucka!

[Tiger Wench]

I do not agree. I hope he gets that cut off and never enjoys the pleasure again.

Carry on!

Didn't say it had to be attached to him. But I ain't touching it.

[Tiger Wench]

Hey nookie, there's an idea for a sex toy that would appeal to the inbred masses. A small houndstooth dildo with the caption "Harvey Updike's Dick - then you too can have too much bammer in you. "

[ssgaufan]

Hey nookie, there's an idea for a sex toy that would appeal to the inbred masses. A small houndstooth dildo with the caption "Harvey Updike's Dick - then you too can have too much bammer in you. "

I know you are being sarcastic, but houndstooth dildo's would be in every singlewide trailer in the state.  Think of the money you could make from it.

[Buzz Killington]

I know you are being sarcastic, but houndstooth dildo's would be in every singlewide trailer in the state.  Think of the money you could make from it.

And if it were a realistic replica of Lord Saybinz junk, we could all retire in a year from that mighty mite.

[AUChizad]

I could have easily made up some witty retort in hindsight and pretended like I said it here. I don't do that. I usually go off on motherfuckers.

But this was at a work thing, and it was my wife's friends' boyfriends, and I've been down this road so many times. There's just no reasoning with these people. It's a waste of breath and a fight with my wife for being confrontational with her friends. Been there, done that. I just shook my head in disgust and didn't respond with the "Yeah, you're totally right" that they were looking for. That got through to them as much as any verbal argument would have anyway.

That being said, Wench's written response is as succinctly perfect as any I've seen. Well done.

[AUChizad]

Scam Newton signs on Gameday?

By the way, $cammer Jammer needs to be a new meme. I want to see signs, T-shirts, etc.

[Tiger Wench]

By the way, $cammer Jammer needs to be a new meme. I want to see signs, T-shirts, etc.

THIS^^^