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Fluker Receives Cash?

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« Reply #80 on: September 11, 2013, 11:16:04 PM »
ESPN finally has the story on the crawl.
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« Reply #81 on: September 11, 2013, 11:16:32 PM »
Wait a damn second, wasn't John Phillips the Agent/uat Booster/Tuscaloosa Lawyer that doctored up the Kristi Malzahn video and the one that sent Johnny Manziel to a guy to sign autographs?

Stone Cold Lock:
He's one of the ones that have footed the Airfare, travel, room & food (along with money to play with) for Dareus, Julio, Ingram, Davis, Fluker & probably Barron to go to Miami.
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« Reply #82 on: September 11, 2013, 11:24:33 PM »
Wait a damn second, wasn't John Phillips the Agent/uat Booster/Tuscaloosa Lawyer that doctored up the Kristi Malzahn video and the one that sent Johnny Manziel to a guy to sign autographs?

Stone Cold Lock:
He's one of the ones that have footed the Airfare, travel, room & food (along with money to play with) for Dareus, Julio, Ingram, Davis, Fluker & probably Barron to go to Miami.

Yes...to all of the above.
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« Reply #83 on: September 11, 2013, 11:25:00 PM »
This is the best I have felt about Auburn University and it's football program in a while. Maybe even before 2010 due to all the bullshit we had to deal with that year.

It's like it's all wiped clean with one fell swoop.

All the digging on us and not one God damn thing compared to about as much documentation of cheating that you could possibly ask for. Their 3 out of 4 years of dominance? Confirmed to have been bought.

And by the way, who do you think told Fluker to go back and lie about his Twitter getting "hacked" after he confessed to taking money months ago? Could it have been the best retroactive compliance program in the country?

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« Reply #84 on: September 11, 2013, 11:29:59 PM »
This is the best I have felt about Auburn University and it's football program in a while. Maybe even before 2010 due to all the bullshit we had to deal with that year.

It's like it's all wiped clean with one fell swoop.

All the digging on us and not one God damn thing compared to about as much documentation of cheating that you could possibly ask for. Their 3 out of 4 years of dominance? Confirmed to have been bought.

And by the way, who do you think told Fluker to go back and lie about his Twitter getting "hacked" after he confessed to taking money months ago? Could it have been the best retroactive compliance program in the country?



So...redundant to hit Robinson with all the TTown menswear, Hot Wheelz, etc, stuff?  I'm certain he has it...but why not strike while the iron is smoking hot?
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« Reply #85 on: September 11, 2013, 11:32:45 PM »
 :move:

Sani is fussing at me for not enjoying the sweaty upper lips of the inbred nation, but I'm just too cynical.

When the LOI shows up to the attention of the Turd AD, I'll pop a cork and toast the FKG.

But not until. The FKG are fickle and easily displeased. I won't take that chance.
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« Reply #86 on: September 11, 2013, 11:35:45 PM »
:move:

Sami is fussing at me for not enjoying the sweaty upper lips of the inbred nation, but I'm just too cynical.

When the LOI shows up to the attention of the Turd AD, I'll pop a cork and toast the FKG.

But not until. The FKG are fickle and easily displeased. I won't take that chance.

I'm drunk and not embarrassed to ask:  FKG?
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« Reply #87 on: September 11, 2013, 11:36:28 PM »
:move:

Sani is fussing at me for not enjoying the sweaty upper lips of the inbred nation, but I'm just too cynical.

When the LOI shows up to the attention of the Turd AD, I'll pop a cork and toast the FKG.

But not until. The FKG are fickle and easily displeased. I won't take that chance.

True, plus we don't know what kind of interference Mikeeee Slive is going to run for them.
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« Reply #88 on: September 11, 2013, 11:38:49 PM »
When I first heard about this, I was like


Then, when I realized that it was just about an agent and players, I was like


But then I realized that Luther Davis and John David Phillips were helping the agents funnel the money, and I was like
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« Reply #89 on: September 11, 2013, 11:49:35 PM »
Watching Saban try to repeat his bullshit when pressed by reporters is a thing of beauty. No matter how much he "wins" he will go down as being a hot headed small man with anger management issues.
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« Reply #90 on: September 11, 2013, 11:53:09 PM »
Watching Saban try to repeat his bullshit when pressed by reporters is a thing of beauty. No matter how much he "wins" he will go down as being a hot headed small man with anger management issues.

So is Belicheck...and he got caught cheating.  Every media hack still trips over their dick praising that asshole.
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« Reply #91 on: September 11, 2013, 11:57:28 PM »
When I first heard about this, I was like


Then, when I realized that it was just about an agent and players, I was like


But then I realized that Luther Davis and John David Phillips were helping the agents funnel the money, and I was like


Then John David Phillips said, "I never gave any money to Davis or Fluker."
I was like...


Then he said, "I mean, I did pay Davis' rent a few times...but I never gave Fluker money."
I was like...


Then, after being shown the $10,000 check and who Davis stated it was meant for, he said, "I doubt it hit it's intended target." When asked if his intended target was Fluker, he said, "Yeah, I mean whomever."
I was like...
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« Reply #92 on: September 12, 2013, 12:02:27 AM »
FKG... Fucking Karma God.  Or Fuckin' Kenny G.  Your choice.

Anyway...this is a huge win for Auburn. 
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« Reply #93 on: September 12, 2013, 12:04:18 AM »
If I knew how to make a .gif, I would make one with Charles Robinson flying a jet into Denny Chimes to commemorate this day.



Too soon?

This wins.
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« Reply #94 on: September 12, 2013, 12:06:55 AM »
This wins.

Please make it happen....and make Updyke the copilot.
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« Reply #95 on: September 12, 2013, 12:09:01 AM »
FKG... Fucking Karma God.  Or Fuckin' Kenny G.  Your choice.

Anyway...this is a huge win for Auburn.

Are you sure about that?
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« Reply #96 on: September 12, 2013, 12:10:56 AM »
Please make it happen....and make Updyke the copilot.
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« Reply #97 on: September 12, 2013, 12:15:55 AM »
Are you sure about that?

well not exactly...this isn't Arkansas State.
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« Reply #98 on: September 12, 2013, 12:17:39 AM »
Please make it happen....and make Updyke the copilot.

don't you have a special in with the Godfather...?
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« Reply #99 on: September 12, 2013, 12:21:42 AM »
Pat Forde working on an article now. I'm starting to feel a little better about it.
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