Corch Blakeney Speaks

[Pell City Tiger]

I love it. Man up and play Troy. Samford, UAB, Arky State, ULM--why not Troy? It makes no sense. UGA ain't scared to play Ga. Southern. I wish we could say the same about AU and Troy.

I agree. I'd rather watch us play Troy or UAB instead of Tennessee-Martin, Tennessee-Chattanooga, or any of the Louisiana-Fill in the Blank schools.

[WiregrassTiger]

I agree. I'd rather watch us play Troy or UAB instead of Tennessee-Martin, Tennessee-Chattanooga, or any of the Louisiana-Fill in the Blank schools.

Well, except for the North Southeast Parrish Louisiana Fighting Nutria. Those little bastards are contenders.

[Pell City Tiger]

Well, except for the North Southeast Parrish Louisiana Fighting Nutria. Those little bastards are contenders.

The long, yellowish brown, jagged teeth on their mascot is damn frightening! Easily one of the top 10 most intimidating mascots in college football.

[Snaggletiger]

Someone needs to be the Fighting Possums.  Caught one last night that had been coming in our garage and eating the cat food and bathing in the water bowl.  Kind of a neat freak, that possum.  Anyway, I put a cage out for him, came out this morning and voila, one caged possum.  I've had many a round with those varmints the past few years and they are some ugly, long-toothed, evil bastages. 

Played Billy the Exterminator at 6:00 this morning and let the little fella' loose about 5 miles from my house. 

[CCTAU]

Someone needs to be the Fighting Possums.  Caught one last night that had been coming in our garage and eating the cat food and bathing in the water bowl.  Kind of a neat freak, that possum.  Anyway, I put a cage out for him, came out this morning and voila, one caged possum.  I've had many a round with those varmints the past few years and they are some ugly, long-toothed, evil bastages. 

Played Billy the Exterminator at 6:00 this morning and let the little fella' loose about 5 miles from my house.

Damn. You could have sold that thing down in the bottom!

[Godfather]

Someone needs to be the Fighting Possums.  Caught one last night that had been coming in our garage and eating the cat food and bathing in the water bowl.  Kind of a neat freak, that possum.  Anyway, I put a cage out for him, came out this morning and voila, one caged possum.  I've had many a round with those varmints the past few years and they are some ugly, long-toothed, evil bastages. 

Played Billy the Exterminator at 6:00 this morning and let the little fella' loose about 5 miles from my house.

and by "loose" you mean in a trash bag not a box, I hope.

[jmar]

Damn. You could have sold that thing down in the bottom!

...fer ten cent a piece back in tha depression

[WiregrassTiger]

Someone needs to be the Fighting Possums.  Caught one last night that had been coming in our garage and eating the cat food and bathing in the water bowl.  Kind of a neat freak, that possum.  Anyway, I put a cage out for him, came out this morning and voila, one caged possum.  I've had many a round with those varmints the past few years and they are some ugly, long-toothed, evil bastages. 

Played Billy the Exterminator at 6:00 this morning and let the little fella' loose about 5 miles from my house.

This story started out good but it ended up pretty gay.

[GH2001]

Arkansas State sucks.

[Buzz Killington]

Would we still fall for a big wooden tiger in our stadium at night?

What if we built a large wooden badger?

[Snaggletiger]

and by "loose" you mean in a trash bag not a box, I hope.

Run away, little fella'.  Live out your happy little possum life....until you cross the road and go splatitatat.  Just can't pop one off in a cage.  Too much of a softy for that.  However, a couple of years back, I had one that apparently had been taking PGH (Possum Growth Hormone) and he started coming in the garage.  When I would come out, he would just look up from the bowl of cat food and go..."Whatchu lookin' at?"

Nuthin'.  Carry on.

Came out one night and he was at the bottom of the steps and he wasn't moving.  I thought about my .38 but since we were in an enclosed garage, that thought turned to a headline in the next morning's paper.  "Local attorney shoots self in ass while trying to kill rogue possum."  Grabbed the first thing handy, a long pole with a paint roller on the end.  Bashed his head in and he started bleeding from the eye.  Hissed at me.  It was on from that point.  Took about 20 whacks with blood flying everywhere before it was over.

I was battered and bruised but eventually got away from the beating and called Animal Control.

[GH2001]

Run away, little fella'.  Live out your happy little possum life....until you cross the road and go splatitatat.  Just can't pop one off in a cage.  Too much of a softy for that.  However, a couple of years back, I had one that apparently had been taking PGH (Possum Growth Hormone) and he started coming in the garage.  When I would come out, he would just look up from the bowl of cat food and go..."Whatchu lookin' at?"

Nuthin'.  Carry on.

Came out one night and he was at the bottom of the steps and he wasn't moving.  I thought about my .38 but since we were in an enclosed garage, that thought turned to a headline in the next morning's paper.  "Local attorney shoots self in ass while trying to kill rogue possum."  Grabbed the first thing handy, a long pole with a paint roller on the end.  Bashed his head in and he started bleeding from the eye.  Hissed at me.  It was on from that point.  Took about 20 whacks with blood flying everywhere before it was over.

I was battered and bruised but eventually got away from the beating and called Animal Control.

"Local Attorney should have cared as much for possums as he did for alleged rapists."

[Kaos]

You are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over rating Troy's fan base...

You are pissing off all 17 of them with this comment. 

And Troy is better than ASU. 

[Snaggletiger]

You are pissing off all 17 of them with this comment. 

And Troy is better than ASU.

They'll get their chance to prove it Thursday night.

[Godfather]

What if we built a large wooden badger?

What happens next?  We wait till nightfall and leap out of the badger.

[GH2001]

You are pissing off all 17 of them with this comment. 

And Troy is better than ASU.

Just not last year. In Troy.

[Kaos]

Just not last year. In Troy.

Blind squirrel. Your nuts. 

Back to the topic?  I never cared much for Blakeney even though he was part of Dye's staff.  Big dumb Gordo redneck hillbilly.  He's not very smart. 

[djsimp]

This story started out good but it ended up pretty gay.

I agree. He should have used a bat to kill and borrowed GF's trash bag. The neighbor would have loved to see this behind his car tire first thing in the morning.

[Godfather]

This story started out good but it ended up pretty gay.

It was a Snaggle story.  They only end 1 of 2 ways. 

Ghey or involving his BiL, sometimes both.

[Buzz Killington]

Fun fact:  Possums can travel up to 20 miles in a day when they get the scent of cat food.  Faster if they have previously eaten said cat food.