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« on: September 09, 2013, 10:53:29 PM »
Sounds like he is bombed out of his fucking gourd. Rumbling, stumbling, bumbling more than usual.  He is so damn lost...

At BEST, he's a studio guy - he is dependent on his TelePrompTer for the stupidity. But live - he is so damn bad. He has no business doing play by play.

Please tell me this is not an every Monday night gig...

And if he says "King DunLOP" one more time... Holy shit.

In other MNFB news, got a few AU guys out there.  Ronnie Brown, Ben Tate, King DunLAP.
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Re: Berman
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2013, 10:54:17 PM »
Texans screwed the pooch on their first series, but have straightened it out now.

Ben is running well.
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2013, 10:56:24 PM »
He's always awful in th booth.  Mute worthy.  I have no idea why they allow him to do this every year. 
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Re: Berman
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 09:54:52 AM »
It's just because of the double header.  Chuckie and Tirico are your regular Monday Night Guys.

BTW did you see this commercial during the game...cracked me up.  Made me think of my sweetie Wench (cause I know she likes her some Chuckie)

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Re: Berman
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2013, 11:18:47 AM »
Texans screwed the pooch on their first series, but have straightened it out now.

Ben is running well.

He was bringing it. He definitely should have gotten the ball on the 4th down play that Foster had no business being in on. He hardly ever goes backwards. And did you see the stat that said he has the most ypc of any back in the NFL for the last 2 seasons. he needs more touches. And I think the Texans are starting to see that.
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Re: Berman
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2013, 12:31:55 PM »
He was bringing it. He definitely should have gotten the ball on the 4th down play that Foster had no business being in on. He hardly ever goes backwards. And did you see the stat that said he has the most ypc of any back in the NFL for the last 2 seasons. he needs more touches. And I think the Texans are starting to see that.

For whatever reason, Ben just cannot stay healthy.  That's how Foster got his foot in the door in the first place.  Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we have Foster, but he would have stayed second string if Ben hadn't come up gimpy.

I double crossed karma last night.  I knew that if I sat up for the whole damn thing, the Texans would lose, so i went to bed when they were down by three TD so that they would be sure to win.  I started to tape it, because I knew they would come back and win, but did not want to upset the karma cart.  So I took one for the team.

Lots of sleepy assed people in the office today...
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Re: Berman
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2013, 02:31:28 PM »
For whatever reason, Ben just cannot stay healthy.  That's how Foster got his foot in the door in the first place.  Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we have Foster, but he would have stayed second string if Ben hadn't come up gimpy.

I double crossed karma last night.  I knew that if I sat up for the whole damn thing, the Texans would lose, so i went to bed when they were down by three TD so that they would be sure to win.  I started to tape it, because I knew they would come back and win, but did not want to upset the karma cart.  So I took one for the team.

Lots of sleepy assed people in the office today...
Same Karma approach for Ben Tate in fantasy did not work for me. Needed 9.7 points and got 6.2.
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Re: Berman
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2013, 02:58:23 PM »
Ronnie Brown showed flashes of the ole Hummer last night - he was impressive.  Found it hard to cheer against him. 
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2013, 03:01:32 PM »
Ronnie Brown showed flashes of the ole Hummer last night - he was impressive.  Found it hard to cheer against him.

And with ole Dunlop in there, it was a regular Auburnfest!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Berman
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2013, 03:08:37 PM »
And with ole Dunlop :facepalm: in there, it was a regular Auburnfest!
About drove me NUTS...
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