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The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« on: September 09, 2013, 09:11:36 AM »
That can only mean one thing...it's Weskie's birthday!

Have a good one, filled with fo twinney, booze and whures who have an oral fixation!
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2013, 09:20:32 AM »
Happy birthday.

Hope you can find some collards to stir.
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2013, 10:31:06 AM »
Happy Birthday you crazy fucker you.
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2013, 10:34:54 AM »
Happy Birthday. 

But I'm not convinced it's really a "big" day. 
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2013, 11:07:19 AM »
A birthday as a single man has so much more potential for debachery than your past few...

ENJOY!   :tits:
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2013, 11:09:26 AM »
No word? Weskie has started super early.

Happy Birthday!
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2013, 11:45:23 AM »
happy birfday Wes. I almost feel like I don't know you anymore.
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2013, 12:27:07 PM »
It's a well known fact that Weskie gets his balls and asshole waxed in preparation for birthday shenanigans.  I have no doubt this is why he has been absent from the X so far today.

Either that or he's passed out on a street corner getting fondled by a homeless dude.

Happy birthday!
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2013, 12:41:47 PM »
Thanks to everyone for the kind wishes.

Unfortunately, I have to break a long standing tradition and work today.  Well...I have to drive to Orlando, anyway.  I'll have to find some college girl in a Disney character costume to make this day compete...and work out some  deep seated issues.
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2013, 12:56:28 PM »
Happy Birthday you sexy bastard.
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2013, 12:57:50 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 09, 2013, 12:41:47 PM
I'll have to find some college girl in a Disney character costume to make this day compete...and work out some  deep seated issues.
Try to go balls deep in Jasmine, I hear she's a whure.

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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2013, 12:59:05 PM »
What does a bird, phenix, and Arizona have to do with the birthday?

Happy birthday.
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2013, 01:36:08 PM »
I thought this was a birthday thread for Jake Holland! 
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2013, 01:51:24 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 09, 2013, 01:36:08 PM
I thought this was a birthday thread for Jake Holland!

Wes hardly ever misses an opportunity to tackle.

Happy Birthday, lovin man.
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2013, 02:23:38 PM »
Happy Birthday!



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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2013, 03:19:20 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2013, 09:14:50 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker!
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2013, 09:23:17 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 09, 2013, 09:14:50 PM
Happy birthday, fucker!

That's "chicken fucker" to you, chuckle head.
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2013, 12:46:06 AM »
though your birthday has past in your neck of the beach I'm continuing the celebration...portland style. 

Happy Birthday.
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Re: The bird was like a Phenix rising from Arizona this morning...
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2013, 09:44:50 AM »
Happy belated. 
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