Gruden is a dinosaur

[Kaos]

John Gruden raped the offense Auburn runs, calling it "a good college offense" but one that will never work in the pros.  This despite the fact that there are now more quarterbacks in the NFL who played in a spread type offense in college than there are Big 10 relics.  Didn't stop him from a five minute min-rant as Cam's Carolina panthers struggled against Philly. 

Why are the Panthers playing like shit? Why is Cam nicked up by injury? Not because he's a "spread QB" or a running back playing QB.

He's playing like shit because the worst offensive coordinator in the NFL is trying to turn a gazelle into a rhino.  Mike Fucking Shula is intent on forcing Cam to become a Rothlisberger dropback clone instead of letting him run the offense like Russell Wilson does in Seattle.  Can you imagine how prolific Cam would be in Seattle or San Francisco?  It would be unreal.  But nope, Shula wants him shackled.

Cam's nicked up because his offensive line is tissue paper, because the Panthers have exactly one receiver that would make the roster on any other NFL team and because the Panthers don't have a single running back that's healthy who would play anywhere else in the league.  He has zero weapons.  It's maddening to watch them play knowing that Cam has no real options to succeed. 

Didn't stop Gruden from ignoring all that and ranting and raving about the offense Cam ran in college fucking him up for the NFL. 

Bitch. 

[GH2001]

John Gruden raped the offense Auburn runs, calling it "a good college offense" but one that will never work in the pros.  This despite the fact that there are now more quarterbacks in the NFL who played in a spread type offense in college than there are Big 10 relics.  Didn't stop him from a five minute min-rant as Cam's Carolina panthers struggled against Philly. 

Why are the Panthers playing like shit? Why is Cam nicked up by injury? Not because he's a "spread QB" or a running back playing QB.

He's playing like shit because the worst offensive coordinator in the NFL is trying to turn a gazelle into a rhino.  Mike Fucking Shula is intent on forcing Cam to become a Rothlisberger dropback clone instead of letting him run the offense like Russell Wilson does in Seattle.  Can you imagine how prolific Cam would be in Seattle or San Francisco?  It would be unreal.  But nope, Shula wants him shackled.

Cam's nicked up because his offensive line is tissue paper, because the Panthers have exactly one receiver that would make the roster on any other NFL team and because the Panthers don't have a single running back that's healthy who would play anywhere else in the league.  He has zero weapons.  It's maddening to watch them play knowing that Cam has no real options to succeed. 

Didn't stop Gruden from ignoring all that and ranting and raving about the offense Cam ran in college fucking him up for the NFL. 

Bitch.

Wasn't Gruden fired after some mediocre seasons sandwiched around 1-2 good "flash in the pan" ones and isn't he out of a coaching job? People aren't exactly banging down his door.

And isn't Chip Kelly currently employed (unlike Chucky) in Philly with similar offensive philosophy as Gus and at the top of the NFL statistically (offense) the past 2 seasons? Love him or hate him, Kelly turned that franchise around with a similar offensive approach and not very many personnel changes. And without a guy who is a true dual threat in Foles.

Gruden is a lot of hype and one big myth that the media and fans have built.

[Catphish Tilly]

And isn't Chip Kelly currently employed (unlike Chucky) in Philly with similar offensive philosophy as Gus and at the top of the NFL statistically (offense) the past 2 seasons? Love him or hate him, Kelly turned that franchise around with a similar offensive approach and not very many personnel changes. And without a guy who is a true dual threat in Foles.

Yep. However, apparently that fact was lost on him as the Eagles played directly in front of him tonight.

[GH2001]

Yep. However, apparently that fact was lost on him as the Eagles played directly in front of him tonight.

And with Mark San-CHEZZZ. Yeah, it would never work in the NFL...ever.

[CCTAU]

John Gruden raped the offense Auburn runs, calling it "a good college offense" but one that will never work in the pros.  This despite the fact that there are now more quarterbacks in the NFL who played in a spread type offense in college than there are Big 10 relics.  Didn't stop him from a five minute min-rant as Cam's Carolina panthers struggled against Philly. 

Why are the Panthers playing like shit? Why is Cam nicked up by injury? Not because he's a "spread QB" or a running back playing QB.

He's playing like shit because the worst offensive coordinator in the NFL is trying to turn a gazelle into a rhino.  Mike Fucking Shula is intent on forcing Cam to become a Rothlisberger dropback clone instead of letting him run the offense like Russell Wilson does in Seattle.  Can you imagine how prolific Cam would be in Seattle or San Francisco?  It would be unreal.  But nope, Shula wants him shackled.

Cam's nicked up because his offensive line is tissue paper, because the Panthers have exactly one receiver that would make the roster on any other NFL team and because the Panthers don't have a single running back that's healthy who would play anywhere else in the league.  He has zero weapons.  It's maddening to watch them play knowing that Cam has no real options to succeed. 

Didn't stop Gruden from ignoring all that and ranting and raving about the offense Cam ran in college fucking him up for the NFL. 

Bitch.

The NFL network guys explained it very well after the game. Cam has been hit twice as many times than any other QB in the NFL this season. he has no line, no WRs, and generally just a shitty team.

He still looks like crap if you don't take into account those other things. He sits in the pocket too long and holds on to the ball too long. Of course there are no open WRs to throw too, but he has to get out and run. But now he is too banged up to run.

They should have put Anderson in the second half. Cam was just a punching bag by then.