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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2013, 04:22:31 AM »
You'd think they would go with something custom made instead of off the rack.


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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2013, 09:30:15 AM »
Does this mean that if she finishes in the top 10 she will still claim the title?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2013, 09:32:16 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 06, 2013, 09:30:15 AM
Does this mean that if she finishes in the top 10 50 she will still claim the title?

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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2013, 09:41:03 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 06, 2013, 09:30:15 AM
Does this mean that if she finishes in the top 10 she will still claim the title?

No.  But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2013, 09:41:42 AM »
Quote from: Token on September 06, 2013, 09:41:03 AM
No.  But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.
Boom +1
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #45 on: September 06, 2013, 09:51:45 AM »
Quote from: Token on September 06, 2013, 09:41:03 AM
No.  But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.

The process continues.....
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2013, 09:52:33 AM »
Quote from: Token on September 06, 2013, 09:41:03 AM
No.  But there is a better than average chance she'll get a medical scholarship soon.

And then go on to compete in the Miss USA pageant?
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2013, 10:07:52 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 06, 2013, 09:52:33 AM
And then go on to compete in the Miss USA pageant?
She is the only contestant that can fail miserably in two portions yet still qualify for Miss USA.
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #48 on: September 11, 2013, 02:52:57 PM »
Fashion critique.

Any surprise that this classless chick showed up for the swimsuit competion in a zebra
(or possibly tiger?)-striped bikini that looked more like matching underwear from the "Trailer Trashy" section of Victoria's Secret? 
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2013, 02:56:13 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 02:52:57 PM
Fashion critique.

Any surprise that this classless chick showed up for the swimsuit competion in a zebra
(or possibly tiger?)-striped bikini that looked more like matching underwear from the "Trailer Trashy" section of Victoria's Secret?

Pics, or it didn't happen.
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #50 on: September 11, 2013, 02:59:19 PM »
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #51 on: September 11, 2013, 03:24:07 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 02:59:19 PM


DAMN!  I've got to get home and take care of some business.  9 months is way too long to go between pieces of ass.
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #52 on: September 11, 2013, 03:24:22 PM »
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2013, 03:25:40 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 02:52:57 PM
Fashion critique.

Any surprise that this classless chick showed up for the swimsuit competion in a zebra
(or possibly tiger?)-striped bikini that looked more like matching underwear from the "Trailer Trashy" section of Victoria's Secret?

Ain't no damn way no Miss Alerbamer gon wear no tiger stripes!
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2013, 04:08:49 PM »
She's sort of cute, her body is nice but the piggish eyes and the colossal lack of fashion sense really detracts from her.  She's like a hard 6.
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2013, 04:11:08 PM »
She might like a hard 6, but she'll have to settle for a hard 4 1/2
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2013, 04:21:35 PM »
Quote from: noxin on September 11, 2013, 04:11:08 PM
She might like a hard 6, but she'll have to settle for a hard 4 1/2

Hussle...you are doin it...
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2013, 08:18:39 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 02:59:19 PM


Saucer faced, five head bammer whore with no fashion sense...























I'd fuck her! 
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2013, 10:29:01 AM »
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2013, 11:39:52 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2013, 04:08:49 PM
She's sort of cute, her body is nice but the piggish eyes and the colossal lack of fashion sense really detracts from her.  She's like a hard 6.
I'll giver her a hard 9 3/4 anytime she wants it.
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