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Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« on: September 05, 2013, 01:54:50 PM »
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2013, 01:58:33 PM »
She is missing here visible Bhur Bryant tat.
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2013, 01:58:50 PM »
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2013, 01:58:58 PM »
Must have taken the pics at one of the university bathrooms.
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2013, 01:59:58 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 05, 2013, 01:58:58 PM
Must have taken the pics at one of the university bathrooms.

Flea market
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2013, 02:01:52 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on September 05, 2013, 01:59:58 PM
Flea market

Well, I am sure her parents or uncle or aunt (same?) still love her.
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2013, 02:03:16 PM »
Yeah but there's not a single one of you that wouldn't let her wrap you up in that Roll Tide skirt and ride her like a rented mule.
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2013, 02:05:25 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 05, 2013, 02:03:16 PM
Yeah but there's not a single one of you that wouldn't let her wrap you up in that Roll Tide skirt and ride her like a rented mule.

Don't know about that, that hounds tooth has the exact opposite effect of good porn. 
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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2013, 02:05:52 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2013, 02:08:10 PM »
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2013, 02:09:14 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 05, 2013, 02:03:16 PM
Yeah but there's not a single one of you that wouldn't let her wrap you up in that Roll Tide skirt and ride her like a rented mule.

Sure but I know where I would be aiming right before I finish.
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2013, 02:13:12 PM »
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2013, 02:14:01 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 05, 2013, 02:09:14 PM
Sure but I know where I would be aiming right before I finish.

The dirty sink in the background?
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2013, 02:14:26 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on September 05, 2013, 02:14:01 PM
The dirty sink in the background?

Well it is probably cleaner.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2013, 02:34:29 PM »
Twitter warriors take flight. 

She needs to know that she disgraces us all with that ridiculous getup. 

I gotta say that if she wears that I hope she finishes in 57th place.

($1 to our Muslim president)
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2013, 02:58:21 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 05, 2013, 02:34:29 PM
Twitter warriors take flight. 

She needs to know that she disgraces us all with that ridiculous getup. 

I gotta say that if she wears that I hope she finishes in 57th place.

($1 to our Muslim president)

It is some bullshit that Miss Alabama is a die hard houndstooth slut.  Even when Miss Alabama was an Auburn grad, she still slobbed the Updyke knob. 
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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2013, 03:03:28 PM »
You fuckers get bent out of shape with the quickness.
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2013, 03:16:39 PM »
Quote from: Token on September 05, 2013, 03:03:28 PM
You fuckers get bent out of shape with the quickness.

I'm not bent out of shape...nauseous, but not bent out of shape.
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2013, 03:17:36 PM »
Quote from: Token on September 05, 2013, 03:03:28 PM
You fuckers get bent out of shape with the quickness.

I'd like to bend her out of shape.  With quickness. 
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Re: Ms. Alabama Represents Us All
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2013, 03:52:50 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on September 05, 2013, 03:17:36 PM
I'd like to bend her out of shape.  With quickness.
Like an out of control jackhammer. I'd break her hip bones and make her like it. I bet she's hairy like a Sasquatch and I like em hairy.
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