Ms. Alabama Represents Us All

[Snaggletiger]

I'll giver her a hard 9 3/4 anytime she wants it.

You've actually put a tape on it?

[noxin]

That's metric

[Godfather]

You've actually put a tape on it?

Well he is black.

[djsimp]

You've actually put a tape on it?

I thought everybody did that unless of course you know you have been short changed.

[WiregrassTiger]

Well he is black.

Is race a material part of this....oh yeah, well, good point.

[WiregrassTiger]

I thought everybody did that unless of course you know you have been short changed.

Well, I don't actually know my exact girth because I only have a straight ruler.

[Snaggletiger]

Is race a material part of this....oh yeah, well, good point.

So, with you guys it just looks bigger because there's no "shrinkage".  When you get ready to have relations, it just stands up.  Right?

[dallaswareagle]

So, with you guys it just looks bigger because there's no "shrinkage".  When you get ready to have relations, it just stands up.  Right?

It does if she talks to it in just the right way. 

[ssgaufan]

A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up

[Snaggletiger]

A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up

WT extends arm for fist bump

[WiregrassTiger]

A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up

Well, you know, I don't like to make a big issue of it...but yeah.^^^This

[Godfather]

So, with you guys it just looks bigger because there's no "shrinkage".  When you get ready to have relations, it just stands up.  Right?

It's all shading effects.

[WiregrassTiger]

It's all shading effects.

Would you know a shading effect if it slapped you up side yo head?

[DnATL]

WT extends arm for fist bump

I don't think that's his arm

[GH2001]

A white man walks up and sticks it in, a black man sticks it in and walks up

Asian and Latino men look at both of them and wish they could do either without a stepladder. Of course the Latinos usually have one handy from the day's Sheetrock work.

[djsimp]

Would you know a shading effect if it slapped you up side yo head?

If he was in the proper position.

[Kaos]

Oh. Dear. God. 

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/09/15/new-miss-america-to-be-crowned-in-atlantic-city/?intcmp=features



Trashier than I envisioned.

[oldautiger]

Wonder which pageant she won to qualify for Miss Alabama...............Miss Doublewide, Miss Walmart or Miss White Trash

[Jumbo]

She's a 10 a fucking ten.

[Godfather]

She's a 10 a fucking ten.

Thanks Billy -Bob