I wish just once

[AUJarhead]

You’ve never been very nice to me but I picked you up something on the internet. I was just thinking about you and thought I’d try to find you a gift.

Nook will fucking cut you, and then go buy a new pair of crocs.  I wouldn't fuck with him.

[GH2001]

I figured you are probably expecting something now, Wes. So, here’s a little something I think you’ll love.

That's like the face of so many hideous things all rolled up in one. 

Evil, ugly, dumb, cave woman, wombat, demonic. 

[Snaggletiger]

Nook will fucking cut you, and then go buy a new pair of crocs.  I wouldn't fuck with him.

Nook has been doing some remodeling in his closet.

[WiregrassTiger]

When I was in high school, my primary goal was to go to law school and become governor of this state.  That was what I thought I wanted. 

Many bad decisions I'd rather keep in the past later, the last thing I'd ever want to do is run for public office. 

But, if there is anything good to come from this story, at least you didn’t go to law school.

[chityeah]

But, if there is anything good to come from this story, at least you didn’t go to law school.

You're right. I don't think he would have cared much.