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[dallaswareagle]

See, now I'll have to admit that this is funny. Some of your better stuff is about Jake. At the same time, I really am concerned that he is going to hunt you down and whip that ass after he graduates. That's why I don't make fun of Jakester. I take up for him. On second thought, this shit wasn't funny. It was mean. You are a meany.

First of all he can find running backs when they are right by him.

Second, I've seen his hits (falls on piles), I'll take my chances.

[jmar]

First of all he can find running backs when they are right by him.

Second, I've seen his hits (falls on piles), I'll take my chances.

Hide in plain sight and be on the lookout for someone falling.

[Shug Dye]

Some dipshit sitting in front of me turned around and said he would give his left nut for Cam back. I said I would give both of his nuts for Josh Bynes.

[AWK]

Some dipshit sitting in front of me turned around and said he would give his left nut for Cam back. I said I would give both of his nuts for Josh Bynes.

Why are you at a sperm bank?

[jmar]

Why are you at a sperm bank?

Bynes on the rocks...more like a bar.

[Buzz Killington]

Some dipshit sitting in front of me turned around and said he would give his left nut for Cam back. I said I would give both of his nuts for Josh Bynes.

Fucking this^^^

[AU_Tiger_2000]

But Jake is a sweet, compassionate person.  He cares about the birds in the sky, and the little bugs on the ground.  He wouldn't hurt a soul!

Maybe we should hire this guy to motivate him.

[CCTAU]

...want to call me baby, just go ahead now..."

[oldautiger]

He's also very concerned about the environment.


They never have to wash his uniform.

Sure they have to wash it, he gets knocked on his ass too much, and he works up a sweat from running away from contact.

[djsimp]

Why are you at a sperm bank?

Recruiting

[AUJarhead]

Some dipshit sitting in front of me turned around and said he would give his left nut for Cam back. I said I would give both of his nuts for Josh Bynes.

I'd give up your ovaries for Takeo.

[Snaggletiger]

Most are too young to recall a linebacker from the late 70's named Freddie Smith. We had a Fred Smith at DB but that was later.  Looking at the AU Media Guide last night and checking out career stats and he is the career leader in total tackles and is the only player to record over 100 solos in a year.  He did it twice.  In 1977, his solos and assists combined was 193. His career total tackles is 528.  The closest to him in career tackles is Greg Carr at 453. I believe Takeo was one of only two others to record over 90 solos in a season. 

I am old enough to remember Freddie Smith.  This guy was so fast, so hard nosed and so far ahead of everyone else athletically.  He was just that damn good. 

[Townhallsavoy]

Most are too young to recall a linebacker from the late 70's named Freddie Smith. We had a Fred Smith at DB but that was later.  Looking at the AU Media Guide last night and checking out career stats and he is the career leader in total tackles and is the only player to record over 100 solos in a year.  He did it twice.  In 1977, his solos and assists combined was 193. His career total tackles is 528.  The closest to him in career tackles is Greg Carr at 453. I believe Takeo was one of only two others to record over 90 solos in a season. 

I am old enough to remember Freddie Smith.  This guy was so fast, so hard nosed and so far ahead of everyone else athletically.  He was just that damn good.

Also, Travis Willians, Karibi Dibidideedide, and Antarious Williams were our linebackers in 2004.  Small scrappy guys that were absolute terrors in the back 7.  Why the fuck do we still have Holland in the game?

[Snaggletiger]

Also, Travis Willians, Karibi Dibidideedide, and Antarious Williams were our linebackers in 2004.  Small scrappy guys that were absolute terrors in the back 7.  Why the fuck do we still have Holland in the game?

Srsly, the whole sporting world can see this is bad...lost...out of his element....

Why do the corches continue playing him.  One of the local sports talk hosts said this morning that, "You can't say the name Jake Holland without following it up with Bless his heart."

[AWK]

That Karlos Dansby guys wasn't too shabby either...

[Snaggletiger]

That Karlos Dansby guys wasn't too shabby either...

Look, if you can't come down with the ball with your feet in bounds and have to throw it back into play, you have no business on the field.

[bottomfeeder]

Srsly, the whole sporting world can see this is bad...lost...out of his element....

Why do the corches continue playing him.  One of the local sports talk hosts said this morning that, "You can't say the name Jake Holland without following it up with Bless his heart."

Jake has someone(s) by the nads and literally knows where the bodies are buried. That's the only excuse for not processing him. Can anyone think of another?

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Jake has someone(s) by the nads and literally knows where the bodies are buried. That's the only excuse for not processing him. Can anyone think of another?

He has glorious hair?

[The Prowler]

Jake has someone(s) by the nads and literally knows where the bodies are buried. That's the only excuse for not processing him. Can anyone think of another?

He makes a lot of mental tackles?

[Buzz Killington]

He makes a lot of mental tackles?

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.