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Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results

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Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« on: September 03, 2013, 12:51:39 PM »
Week 1 is in the books.and we had only 1 perfect score.  That belongs to Pell City Tiger.  For the rest of us, F.U. Georgia and Kentucky.

The weekly horses ass award goes to Tiger Wench with a paltry 52 points.

Please feel free to double check your own scores. I've been known to make a mistake or 2.   

Week 1 Results

Pell City Tiger 65
GH2001  64
AUownsU  64
Ogre  63
Godfather  63
Buzz Killington  62
wesfau2  61
Mark Chand  61
Chizad  60
yoda  60
jmar  60
ssgaufan  60
AUTiger1  60
Snaggletiger  60
Shug Dye  59
AUJarhead  59
Wiregrass Tiger  59
DnAtl  59
War Eagle  59
AU_Tiger_2000  58
AUTR  57
hogwally  57
djsimp  56
AWK  56
CCTAU  56
Toenhallsavoy  56
saniflush  55
Prowler  55
jr4AU  54
Jumbo  53
Tiger Wench  52
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2013, 01:09:40 PM »
Pretty sure that PCT cheated. And Wench did not.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2013, 01:29:23 PM »
Pretty sure that PCT cheated. And Wench did not.

Well now maybe she's just not good at it.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2013, 01:32:39 PM »
Pretty sure that PCT cheated. And Wench did not.

She copied off Jumbo, changed one answer to fool the teacher.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2013, 01:50:57 PM »
Damn UK!
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2013, 01:51:05 PM »
Well now maybe she's just not good at it.
I don't believe this. I bet she's good at it. I've had performance issues in the past myself. It happens. Especially as we age. Not that she's old or anything, mind you. You know, what I was trying to say is that. Well, Wench--she's just great.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2013, 01:51:59 PM »
Ugh. Fuck Georgia AND the Fighting Dabbos. Cocksuckers.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2013, 02:17:43 PM »
Same as everyone. I could have survived the Fightin' Aubie's-Meth-Head-Cousins beating UGAy and losing one point, but Kentucky cost me 5.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2013, 02:23:26 PM »
Yep, just where I planned to be at this time of the season.  Solidly in the upper portion of the lower half of the middle of the pack.  I have Wes and Mark Chand right where I want them.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2013, 02:24:24 PM »
Bobby Petrino hates me.

If he beats 10rc this weekend, I swear to everything holy that his mother will cry when she sees what I've done to him.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2013, 02:25:57 PM »
Bobby Petrino hates me.

If he beats 10rc this weekend, I swear to everything holy that his mother will cry when she sees what I've done to him.

If she didn't cry when that chick's fiancé rearranged his face....err, he had that motorcycle accident....
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2013, 02:38:24 PM »
Fucked by Petrino and Dabo in the same weekend.

Gaaah.  I need a bleach bath and some antibiotics.

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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2013, 02:38:26 PM »
It's nice being on top of Wench, I'm sorry about being obese.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2013, 02:39:21 PM »
It's nice being on top of Wench, I'm sorry about being obese.

I love me some Jumbo love, baby. 
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2013, 03:47:06 PM »
Right where I want you all...on top of me...












Wait...
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2013, 04:01:24 PM »
Yep, just where I planned to be at this time of the season.  Solidly in the upper portion of the lower half of the middle of the pack.  I have Wes and Mark Chand right where I want them.

I hope you enjoy the view back there, I just had a Brazilian Wax
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2013, 04:11:16 PM »
I hope you enjoy the view back there, I just had a Brazilian Wax

I noticed.  Great job.  Where did you.....I mean, shut up.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2013, 05:50:21 PM »
I'm setting it up nicley for the big win at the end.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2013, 06:57:57 PM »
Suck it losers!


I'm taunting all of you now before I fall hopelessly behind.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 1 Results
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2013, 08:07:54 PM »
Suck it losers!


I'm taunting all of you now before I fall hopelessly behind.
Why let falling hopelessly behind stop you? I never have.
« Last Edit: September 03, 2013, 08:16:30 PM by WiregrassTiger »
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