Kevin Scarbinsky should use the elevator for a while...

[RWS]

but also Dee "StruggleOverWit" Liner who tweeted that the first day he reported was a payday. With pics included.

I didn't see him saying the first day that he reported was a payday.  Did I miss that?

Also, that Mosley pic was from before AU even recruited him.

Are you sure?  I didn't notice a date on the picture....Hm, maybe that pic of Liner was taken when he was committed to Auburn.

[Kaos]

As you should.  That shoot was 3 years ago.  Which brings us to a bigger problem that people can't separate what is supposed to be a fun football world, and real life.  I'm an Alabama fan, and I hardly wear any Alabama gear because somebody is going to walk up to me when I'm out in public with my family and act stupid.  My wife especially mocks me when it is another Alabama fan.  Alabama fans want to come up and ask for stupid opinions, LSU and Auburn fans want to talk shoot.  It is very seldom that another fan of any fanbase has something intelligent or rational to say down here.  I can count on one hand the number of Alabama, Auburn, and Tennessee fans that I know that you can rationally discuss football with.

Maybe I'm just an asshole and hate everybody, I don't know.

Never in my life seen an AU fan randomly assail another nor have I ever been assailed by a random fan of any other school -- LSU, Arky, UGA, etc. 

REPEATEDLY dealt with assclown single digit IQ bama fans who want to run their mouth.  As recently as yesterday, in fact.

Wal Mart is a mistake on the first of the month, but I needed something quick and it was there.  Encountered a grossly obese, slick haired, inbred looking woman whose front butt far exceeded the protrusion of whatever gross boobs she may have had under her layered sleeveless t-shirts.  The kind of vulgar troll that has weeping scabs on its legs and teeth so large its greasy lips can't close over them.   This disgusting thing had four small children in tow.

Forget for a moment the obvious revulsion that comes with the knowledge that something must be tapping that boil of pus with eyeballs.  First time I pass this waddling cheese factory and its smudge-faced brood I hear her chuckling with her kids and the obligatory "we hate Aubren.." comments.  The second time I encounter this surge of filth one of the bloated toddlers gives me the finger and says "woll tahd" 

I don't demean kids, but this was obviously not a child.  No human child could have passed through that rotted birth canal. 

So I replied "Classy honey boo boo.  Real classy." 

The mother found that amusing for reasons I'll never fathom.  She barked out smoke-filled laughter, grabbed the adorable tyke by the arm and said "That's racht, baby." 

[The Prowler]

I didn't see him saying the first day that he reported was a payday.  Did I miss that?
Are you sure?  I didn't notice a date on the picture....Hm, maybe that pic of Liner was taken when he was committed to Auburn.

"Get da word on da street, I'm makin bank now."
"All dez hoes be all over my dick cuz my money stack is climbin now"

Also, the players that didn't have anything before they committed to uat, then all of a sudden they're driving in pimped out Escalades, Denalis, Chrysler 300s, etc, etc, etc and flying to Miami a few times to "hang out" (Julio Jones, Trent Richardson, DJ Fluker, Marcel Dareus and there are a few more that has/had a background story of not having anything at all) #StruggleOverWit

[AUChizad]

I didn't see him saying the first day that he reported was a payday.  Did I miss that?

#Day1Niggas

The tweet itself was posted July 28. The day he moved to Tuscaloosa. Players officially reported August 1. What do you postulate that #Day1Niggas #StruggleOverWit means given those facts combined with pics of fanned out cash?

Also, don't forget "I’m doing better than I EVER did! Now I can give big bills to my relatives!" and other gems he's tweeted since signing day.

Are you sure?  I didn't notice a date on the picture....Hm, maybe that pic of Liner was taken when he was committed to Auburn.

The picture was taken from his facebook page in 2006. His dad, in an expose with the sole intention of burning Auburn to the ground over the whole Spice thing as sour grapes for his son getting booted off the team, couldn't implicate Auburn on that, although ESPN tried to imply guilt anyway.

http://espn.go.com/espn/e60/story/_/id/9183283/how-spice-helped-lead-downfall-auburn-tigers-espn-magazine

According to the Mosleys' texts, the investigator wanted to know about recruiting trips that Dakota took to Auburn in 2009, as well as a photo showing him clutching stacks of bills wrapped in rubber bands. Harrison said the cash was money that his son got from a car sale. But the texts, which Mosley furnished to The Mag, suggest that Harrison was concerned about how it would be perceived by the NCAA.

[RWS]

#Day1Niggas

The tweet itself was posted July 28. The day he moved to Tuscaloosa. Players officially reported August 1. What do you postulate that #Day1Niggas #StruggleOverWit means given those facts combined with pics of fanned out cash?

Also, don't forget "I’m doing better than I EVER did! Now I can give big bills to my relatives!" and other gems he's tweeted since signing day.
The picture was taken from his facebook page in 2006. His dad, in an expose with the sole intention of burning Auburn to the ground over the whole Spice thing as sour grapes for his son getting booted off the team, couldn't implicate Auburn on that, although ESPN tried to imply guilt anyway.

http://espn.go.com/espn/e60/story/_/id/9183283/how-spice-helped-lead-downfall-auburn-tigers-espn-magazine

Can't argue any of that.

[AUownsU]

Can't argue any of that.

NM. Im retarded.

[Vandy Vol]

I would bet my house that the vehicle values would be significantly more for football players vs non players.

Which house?  The one in Italy, or Belize?

[War Eagle!!!]

Poor analogy on my part, but you understand what I'm saying.  It's all in the eye of the beholder.  If you take out Cam and Auburn, and replace it with Alabama and any Alabama player, your opinion would change.  Guilty, guilty, guilty, and the NCAA is in Alabama's pocket if they find different.  The opinion of about 80% of the Alabama fanbase would change as well.  Oh, it's just a big misunderstanding.  He didn't know his dad was doing that. 

So much stupid shit happens nowadays, I don't even worry about it.  Things get so fabricated, twisted, and spun by fans on the internet, I leave it to those in the right places that know what the fuck is going on to judge the situation.   

Bullshit.

Big difference...

Auburn gets fucking killed in the media for 8 months because of an "alleged this" or "rumor that".

There are facts, reciepts, wire transfers, texts, emails, etc for an Alabama player getting paid and it is fucking crickets.

Not the same. At all.

[wesfau2]

Bullshit.

Big difference...

Auburn gets fucking killed in the media for 8 months because of an "alleged this" or "rumor that".

There are facts, reciepts, wire transfers, texts, emails, etc for an Alabama player getting paid and it is fucking crickets.

Not the same. At all.

Troof.

[GH2001]

Bullshit.

Big difference...

Auburn gets fucking killed in the media for 8 months because of an "alleged this" or "rumor that".

There are facts, reciepts, wire transfers, texts, emails, etc for an Alabama player getting paid and it is fucking crickets.

Not the same. At all.

^^ He speaks for all of us

[Vandy Vol]

The tweet itself was posted July 28. The day he moved to Tuscaloosa. Players officially reported August 1. What do you postulate that #Day1Niggas #StruggleOverWit means given those facts combined with pics of fanned out cash?

"Day one niggas" is in reference to the lyrics of a Drake song, you cracker.

Not disputing when he tweeted any pictures...just pointing out that his reference has nothing to do with "day one" of reporting to Bama.

[The Six]

Beats Day one Porch Monkeys I guess.

And that's okay...I'm taking it back.

[AUownsU]

"Day one niggas" is in reference to the lyrics of a Drake song, you cracker.

Not disputing when he tweeted any pictures...just pointing out that his reference has nothing to do with "day one" of reporting to Bama.

Whatever bammer.

[CCTAU]

You say bidding war...but the only thing that EVER came out in regard to that situation was that his dad actually talked to someone "affiliated" with MSU about money.  Who else offered?  Wouldn't there have to be a second offer to be considered a "bidding war"?

Hey. Leave him alone, he can see Russia from his house!

PF said it, it must be true!

[WiregrassTiger]

Which house?  The one in Italy, or Belize?

yeah right. No way I'm risking any of my vacation homes or off shore holdings. I'm talking my home on wheels in Conway.

[CCTAU]

Forget for a moment the obvious revulsion that comes with the knowledge that something must be tapping that boil of pus with eyeballs.

Damn you. I just threw up a little in my mouth. And it is almost lunch time.

I may not eat today...