Tinfoil hats actually work

[Kaos]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/29/losing-candidates-claim-university-alabama-student-got-free-drinks-to-vote/

The losing candidates in an Alabama city election say their opponents used booze to buy the votes of University of Alabama students.

Local media quick to note "nothing to see here"

http://blog.al.com/wire/2013/08/booze_for_ballots_elections_ch.html#incart_river_default


Next on Action News: John Archibald falls up set of stairs.  Funeral is Tuesday.

http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2013/08/the_machine_at_ua_is_real_and.html

The Machine has always endorsed candidates on campus and fined members for failing to vote. Now it has taken it off school property and perhaps stepped over the line into voter fraud.