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[Townhallsavoy]

Yeah, I don't know what that outfit was doing but her ass doesn't look like Hank Hill's.

Yours has been positioned to make her butt look round and full and the red basketball shorts are helping that not to mention the thick filter on the photo.

Anything candid?



Nasty. 

[Snaggletiger]

Yours has been positioned to make her butt look round and full and the red basketball shorts are helping that not to mention the thick filter on the photo.

Anything candid?



Nasty.

While I thought the performance was pathetic....I'd hit that ass.  Oh yes I would.

[CCTAU]

Come on guys. Put this into perspective. I am old and crusty and don;t give two rats about some whored-out bimbo gyrating on stage any more.

But in my younger days, that would have been just another good weekend. I had several less than good weekends.

[AUTiger1]

While I thought the performance was pathetic....I'd hit that ass.  Oh yes I would.

Same.  Most of the hard dicks that frequent this forum would too if they were honest. 

[AUTiger1]

Yeah, still gonna say this:






Does not equal the ass that was in an outfit that gave here a wedgie.  If I pulled a pair of plastic shorts up high enough, I would have Hank Hill ass too.

[AUTiger1]

Come on guys. Put this into perspective. I am old and crusty and don;t give two rats about some whored-out bimbo gyrating on stage any more.

But in my younger days, that would have been just another good weekend. I had several less than good weekends.

^^This.

Not saying that I would marry it, but if I were in my younger days, then yes a good weekend would be had.

[Snaggletiger]

Same.  Most of the hard dicks that frequent this forum would too if they were honest.

Ed Zachary.  As a performer, I think she has very minimal talent and can't sing without the aid of those voice box, changey thingy things.  The stuff she does like the other night is just to draw attention away from the fact that she's really not that good and needs a schtick (or my stick) to draw attention to herself.  Kind of a Brittney Spears deal.  Can't sing a damn lick but constantly doing controversial shit to stay relevant.

That being said...if that 20 year old bootay hanging out of those daisy dukes needs a place to twerk.....

[CCTAU]

Ed Zachary.  As a performer, I think she has very minimal talent and can't sing without the aid of those voice box, changey thingy things.  .

I disagree. She has had songs where she shows a great deal of range and talent. The problem is, she is trying to be someone she is not. If she just stuck to who she is, all of you would be humming her songs right now. Some performers are their own worst enemy.

[WiregrassTiger]

Yeah, still gonna say this:






Does not equal the ass that was in an outfit that gave here a wedgie.  If I pulled a pair of plastic shorts up high enough, I would have Hank Hill ass too.

Even if you get Hank Hill's ass, I will not want to pop you. I will tear Miley's ass up while her dad sings Achey Breakey to us.

[Snaggletiger]

I disagree. She has had songs where she shows a great deal of range and talent. The problem is, she is trying to be someone she is not. If she just stuck to who she is, all of you would be humming her songs right now. Some performers are their own worst enemy.

Look, I'll give you that she had good range on both the "Breakout" and "Time of Our Lives" CD's from 2008 and 2009 respectively.  Especially on the soulful, Goodbye.  And who could forget the eclectic, Talk is Cheap?  But she began the transformation, albeit a bad one in my opinion, with the release of "Can't Be Tamed" in 2010.  On that album she.....


Wait....I mean...she can't sing real good but I'd still hit it. 

[WiregrassTiger]

I'd make those wings on her ass flap and we may fly.

[dallaswareagle]

Look, I'll give you that she had good range on both the "Breakout" and "Time of Our Lives" CD's from 2008 and 2009 respectively.  Especially on the soulful, Goodbye.  And who could forget the eclectic, Talk is Cheap?  But she began the transformation, albeit a bad one in my opinion, with the release of "Can't Be Tamed" in 2010.  On that album she.....


Wait....I mean...she can't sing real good but I'd still hit it.

You know her songs? Another reason you have no balls.

[Saniflush]

You know her songs? Another reason you have no balls.

He has balls.......on his chin.

[Snaggletiger]

You know her songs? Another reason you have no balls.

Certain things...like sarcasm...are sometimes lost on you.

[Snaggletiger]

He has balls.......on his chin.

Oh Peter

[AUChizad]

Frankly, I am disturbed by the lack of solidarity in the fact that Miley is a disgusting meth addict looking goof ball weirdo. With dude hair.

I get the, "In your younger days, you've done worse" arguments for virtually everyone in which that argument was presented for on this board up to this point. In the name of sanity, I'm drawing a line. I have not, nor would I ever under any drunken circumstances, stoop to finding this thing attractive.



I would rather bang Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black.

[Saniflush]

I would rather bang Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black.

Tarheel is gonna want a piece of that.

[CCTAU]

Frankly, I am disturbed by the lack of solidarity in the fact that Miley is a disgusting meth addict looking goof ball weirdo. With dude hair.

I get the, "In your younger days, you've done worse" arguments for virtually everyone in which that argument was presented for on this board up to this point. In the name of sanity, I'm drawing a line. I have not, nor would I ever under any drunken circumstances, stoop to finding this thing attractive.

Then suffice it to say, you have already missed out on a lot of prime opportunities. As a wise old man said once, there are no bad pieces, just some that are better than others.....

[Kaos]

I would rather bang Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black.

This x10 and you know me.