VMA Shocker

[Townhallsavoy]

Headline on CNN.com?  Miley Cyrus.  My Facebook feed?  People shocked about Miley Cyrus.  Twitter?  Miley Cyrus.

I saw the clip this morning.  It was a bad song with stupid costumes and she shook her ass.  Who fucking cares? 

I remember back in middle school watching Marilyn Manson give a sermon from a pulpit on Satanism and then then singing an industrial rock song while wearing a thong.  That was 15 years ago.  I don't think our parents and national news gave a shit about what the dumbass immature youth were doing on a pointless awards show.

[Godfather]

Her tongue and outfit were more disturbing to me.

Get More: 2013 VMA, Artists.MTV, Music, Miley Cyrus

[Kaos]

She's terrible, has no talent, is ugly as a shaved dog's butt and, again, has no talent.

The song is crappy and the video is disgusting. 

[AUChizad]

The Smith family will never be the same.

[Godfather]

The Smith family will never be the same.

That is fucking awesome!

[dallaswareagle]

Didn't watch it, really didn't know it was on. Doesn't look like I missed much.

[Townhallsavoy]

Didn't watch it, really didn't know it was on. Doesn't look like I missed much.

I wouldn't have had a clue until I woke up this morning.  The first five updates on my Facebook were Miley Cyrus comments.  Then my wife turned on the Today show and they were talking about Miley Cyrus.  Then I went on Reddit and 80% of the front page was Miley Cyrus.

So I looked it up and watched some of it.  It was retarded.  Not even that shocking.  Just a bad song with bad costumes and her shaking her flat flabby ass. 

She'll make millions from this though. 

[Godfather]

and her shaking her flat flabby ass. 

I noticed that too, that was also disturbing, the sticking out the tongue though was worse. 

I think she thought it was sexy. I weep for my son's future.

[Townhallsavoy]

I noticed that too, that was also disturbing, the sticking out the tongue though was worse. 

I think she thought it was sexy. I weep for my son's future.

See the Concourse for visual evidence. 

[dallaswareagle]

I noticed that too, that was also disturbing, the sticking out the tongue though was worse. 

I think she thought it was sexy. I weep for my son's future.

She looks crazy enough to dabble in the adult entertainment side.

[wesfau2]

Would still smash it.

[dallaswareagle]

Would still smash it.

I'd be afraid she would smash back.







With Aids or STD's or some kind of super fungus death thing.

[Kaos]

Would still smash it.

NEVER talk to me about my taste in women again.  Ever. 

Unless by "smash" you meant hit it with an axe until it died. 

[Townhallsavoy]

Would still smash it.

[AUChizad]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-weirdest-and-craziest-moments-from-miley-cyrus-vma-pe

[AUChizad]

Would still smash it.

[wesfau2]

Liars...the lot of you.

Turning down healthy 20 year old pussy isn't in my DNA.

[Townhallsavoy]

Liars...the lot of you.

Turning down healthy 20 year old pussy isn't in my DNA.

Healthy...that's where you're wrong. 

[Godfather]

Rule Number 14

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

[dallaswareagle]

Liars...the lot of you.

Turning down healthy 20 year old pussy isn't in my DNA.

Or good thought process.