The last few days have been a bit slow on the football board, and there's no excuse for that now. It's officially football season.
I watched high school teenagers bang on each other yesterday and today. I've watched preseason NFL players kill for a paycheck. I've succumbed to watching ESPN "anal-lickers" spew bullshit about this upcoming season. I've listened to the Gameday crew say that Stanford will beat Alabama in the BCSCG.
Fuck that shit. It's Auburn time. Ignite the Gus Bus. Suit up the Sheriff. Cue the Jew curls. Lawson the Carl. Montray the Adam. Indent the Jayman. Mace up the Tre. Frost the Kris.
War Eagle!