Ooh! Ooh! Let me try!
Step 1 - ESPN on their bottom scrolling headline ticker which provides zero details or credibility "breaks" in with a news story - "Cam Newton reportedly requested $180k to play football at Miss State." It scrolls four or five times in a row and then goes away only to be rescrolled once every two minutes.
Step 2 - Paul Finebaum while speaking to Jim Donnan reads the headline aloud on his radio show. The rest of the segment involves discussing the headline. Radio shows across the country do the same.
Step 3 - On a later ESPN show, a face is placed in front of the story. Joe Schad has inside sources that have confirmed that Newton was seeking $180k to play football at Miss State.
Step 4 - SportsCenter replays the Joe Schad interview in less than an hour later.
Step 5 - Multiple college football "experts" who just had their hair and make up finished discuss the implications and history of such allegations. They speak in a formal academic tone and imply that with this news breaking, it's all assured that Cam Newton will no longer be eligible and Auburn will be punished.
Step 6 - Send a memo to all ESPN employees that states - "Do not question anything about 'anonymous sources' in Joe Schad's reporting.
Step 7 - Local Alabama radio devotes 100% of their shows to discuss the Cam Newton allegations. They use Joe Schad's interview as definitive proof.
Step 8 - ESPN uses local Alabama radio shows which are using ESPN's reporting to report that local Alabama radio shows have anonymous sources that link Cam Newton to a pay-for-play scheme.
Step 9 - College Football Live devotes segments of their daily show to discuss how different Auburn's team will be if and when Cam Newton is benched.
Step 10 - Multiple national sports writers use Joe Schad's style of "anonymous source" reporting to defame Newton's character and assume that because they just made Cam Newton look like a bad person that it confirms that Joe Schad's anonymous sources were correct in accusing Newton of participating in a pay-for-play scheme.
Step 11 - ESPN picks up the national sports writers' stories that defame Cam Newton's character and assume that Newton's poor character, which is based on anonymous sources, confirms his pay-for-play scheme participation does in fact confirm Joe Schad's original story featuring anonymous sources which claim that Newton participated in a pay-for-play scheme request at Mississippi State.
Step 12 - Multiple interviews daily from the morning shows to the ESPN radio shows discuss Newton's poor character and Auburn's potential punishment from the NCAA.
Step 13 - The AP writes multiple stories regurgitating everything ESPN and the national sports writers wrote using anonymous sources.
Step 14 - ESPN releases new breaking information that AP writers have discovered that Newton requested $180k to play at Miss State, which was based on anonymous sources originally reported by ESPN journalist Joe Schad.
Step 15 - The entire fucking country now assumes that ESPN's reporting based on anonymous sources are 100% accurate despite not one shred of evidence actually reported.
Step 16 - Cam Newton wins the Heisman and Auburn wins the BCSCG.
Step 17 - ESPN brings in Paul Finebaum to discuss the story.
Step 18 - The NCAA exonerates Auburn and Cam Newton.
Step 19 - Paul Finebaum is hired to be an ESPN radio host that represents the SEC and sometimes will feature Joe Schad on his show.
Step 20 - No one apologize. The entire country believes that Cam Newton and Auburn are dirty.