Red Stick

[Tiger Wench]

Whelp, just confirmed that we have our usual "scholarship club level drink til you puke" (done that) section tickets for the game between my beloved Tigers and The LSWhos down in Whoville. 

We park right next to the stadium (helps to have richie rich friends) and hang out for a few hours pre-game before our short little stroll into the container of the purple and gold horde.

Anyone else gonna be there? 

[WiregrassTiger]

Whelp, just confirmed that we have our usual "scholarship club level drink til you puke" (done that) section tickets for the game between my beloved Tigers and The LSWhos down in Whoville. 

We park right next to the stadium (helps to have richie rich friends) and hang out for a few hours pre-game before our short little stroll into the container of the purple and gold horde.

Anyone else gonna be there?

Well, yeah...since your buying, I'll hobo my way down there.

[Tiger Wench]

Well, yeah...since your buying, I'll hobo my way down there.

I ain't buying shit.  We sponge off rich friends every other year.  Find your own sugar daddy.

But you can come hang out with us.  That's free.

[noxin]

But you can come hang out with us.  That's free.

And worth every penny

[AUChizad]

I will be in attendance for sure.

Possibly bringing a bus full of people with me.

The corndogs I'll be with have a pretty solid setup as well, so I'll likely be spending most of the day with them, but for sure will get up with you.

[Buzz Killington]

I will be in Moody, AL watching real foosball.

[Tiger Wench]

I will be in attendance for sure.

Possibly bringing a bus full of people with me.

The corndogs I'll be with have a pretty solid setup as well, so I'll likely be spending most of the day with them, but for sure will get up with you.

Maybe we will come find you.  We just pop open the back of the SUV and grab a cooler of beverages - we don't tailgate to Smoking Joe levels pre-game because of the set up inside - free food and sodas, and a fully stocked cash bar.  That bar has been the saving grace for me since I have never witnessed an Auburn win in Red Stick.  I have also never left that stadium sober and under my own power.  That includes the year I ripped every ligament in my ankle on the way into the game - I was bombed on Vicodin when I left. 

[Godfather]

Maybe we will come find you.  We just pop open the back of the SUV and grab a cooler of beverages - we don't tailgate to Smoking Joe levels pre-game because of the set up inside - free food and sodas, and a fully stocked cash bar.  That bar has been the saving grace for me since I have never witnessed an Auburn win in Red Stick.  I have also never left that stadium sober and under my own power.  That includes the year I ripped every ligament in my ankle on the way into the game - I was bombed on Vicodin when I left.

So a typical fall Saturday then.

[Tiger Wench]

So a typical fall Saturday then.

WRONG.

I have never ever ever been drunk inside Jordan Hare Stadium.  FACT.  Before, yes.  After - NO DOUBT.  But win or lose, always sober within her walls.

[Buzz Killington]

WRONG.

I have never ever ever been drunk inside Jordan Hare Stadium.  FACT.  Before, yes.  After - NO DOUBT.  But win or lose, always sober within her walls.

You should try it sometime...it's glorious.

[Tiger Wench]

You should try it sometime...it's glorious.

Not from where that old lady was sitting.

And how would you know?  You don't remember shit about the entire first quarter.

[Snaggletiger]

I've been drunk inside her sugar walls before.



Wait...what are we talking about?

[AWK]

WRONG.

I have never ever ever been drunk inside Jordan Hare Stadium.  FACT.  Before, yes.  After - NO DOUBT.  But win or lose, always sober within her walls.

I was constantly drunk in Jordan Hare Stadium last year.  It made the pain go away.

[Godfather]

WRONG.

I have never ever ever been drunk inside Jordan Hare Stadium.  FACT.  Before, yes.  After - NO DOUBT.  But win or lose, always sober within her walls.

Last time I was drunk in JHS I touched some face.

who said anything about JHS?

[AUTailgatingRules]

Me and the clan will be there.  Tailgating with customers.

[Tiger Wench]

Me and the clan will be there.  Tailgating with customers.

Since that is your paycheck, I 'll stay far far away... :-)

[Pell City Tiger]

Me and the clan will be there.  Tailgating with customers.

Yellow dress?

Hell, I'd drive down just to see her again.

[Snaggletiger]

Yellow dress?

Hell, I'd drive down just to see her again.

Pick me up on the way, Chief.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Since that is your paycheck, I 'll stay far far away... :-)

Nah, they like drunks

[AUTailgatingRules]

Yellow dress?

Hell, I'd drive down just to see her again.

Strong possibility