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Looks like Kris missed the bus again

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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2013, 03:49:10 PM »
No that's the party....in his mouth.....everybody is cumming.
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2013, 03:50:20 PM »
Honestly, it may be that he froze with the complexity of the stache's calls last season.  Maybe with easier calls and reads, he will be a monster. 
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2013, 04:00:01 PM »
Honestly, it may be that he froze with the complexity of the stache's calls last season.  Maybe with easier calls and reads, he will be a monster. 



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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2013, 04:07:27 PM »
Slowest LB on the field.  By a lot.  I honestly think Frost is mildly retarded.

Agree with this.  I think Frost is a ruhtard.

Maybe Jake has turned it around.  Looking at the last three years I have a hard time believing that though.  Why haven't we recruited better at LB is what I want to know?
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2013, 04:13:58 PM »
To be SOMEWHAT fair, Jake has spent the last 3 years playing for a staff that did not teach tackling or put them through physical practices.  Maybe...just maybe....

The one thing I have to believe is that he's proven himself because a corch's livelihood depends on putting the best they've got on the field. 

Either way, my drunk ass will be in JHS next Saturday ready to see something different than we have the last couple of years.
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2013, 04:14:57 PM »
I guess my hyperbole is lost on this crowd.

Point is, no one here knows the kid's potential. No one has seen what Gus has seen. Not a fan of lynch mobs and people being so damn certain that someone is complete and utter garbage given the context of last season being an epic cluster fuck on every level.
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2013, 04:15:42 PM »
To be SOMEWHAT fair, Jake has spent the last 3 years playing for a staff that did not teach tackling or put them through physical practices.  Maybe...just maybe....

The one thing I have to believe is that he's proven himself because a corch's livelihood depends on putting the best they've got on the field. 
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2013, 04:32:16 PM »
Well, that should tell you a lot about our defense.
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2013, 04:34:12 PM »
To be SOMEWHAT fair, Jake has spent the last 3 years playing for a staff that did not teach tackling or put them through physical practices.  Maybe...just maybe....

The one thing I have to believe is that he's proven himself because a corch's livelihood depends on putting the best they've got on the field. 

Either way, my drunk ass will be in JHS next Saturday ready to see something different than we have the last couple of years.

I get that and understand that our coaching sucked.  Maybe he is the man or maybe he is just a beast in practice and can't get it done when the lights come.  I don't know.  I do know that he has been horrible for 3 years and that gives me no faith in him.  2010 I can overlook, he was a freshman, but I can't overlook 11 & 12 and he was horrid.  Just hard for me to believe that he can make a 180 since spring practice has ended.   Don't get me wrong, I hope he plays like Urlacher this year, but I am not banking on it.  I still think Frost is a ruhtard.
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2013, 04:35:10 PM »
Well, that should tell you a lot about our defense.

We don't play defense, we just gonna outscore em
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2013, 04:36:15 PM »
I get that and understand that our coaching sucked.  Maybe he is the man or maybe he is just a beast in practice and can't get it done when the lights come.  I don't know.  I do know that he has been horrible for 3 years and that gives me no faith in him.  2010 I can overlook, he was a freshman, but I can't overlook 11 & 12 and he was horrid.  Just hard for me to believe that he can make a 180 since spring practice has ended.   Don't get me wrong, I hope he plays like Urlacher this year, but I am not banking on it.  I still think Frost is a ruhtard.
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2013, 04:39:14 PM »
I'm just hoping.  Doesn't matter anyway.  He's running out there.  #5 in your program.  #16 in your heart.
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2013, 04:42:47 PM »
Slowest LB on the field.  By a lot. 

Give him a fake Girlfriend and he could be the next Defensive Heisman candidate
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2013, 04:54:27 PM »
Give him a fake Girlfriend and he could be the next Defensive Heisman candidate

This hussel deserves a :thumsup:
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2013, 05:13:54 PM »
This concerns me.

Kiehl Frazier was OBVIOUSLY not an SEC quarterback.  It was blatant.  Anyone with a brain could see that no amount of coaching or practice time from December until September would be able to turn the guy into a winner.  At most Gus may have taught him how to fall forward instead of getting blistered ten yards in the backfield. 

So he moved to safety because we have quarterbacks on roster now that can compete in this conference.

Jake Holland from what I observed was absolutely no different than Frazier in terms of being prepared to compete in the SEC.  He was slow.  He misread plays.  He struggled with making tackles.  He was too weak to brings guys to the ground.  He frequently whiffed on easy quarterback sacks and if they weren't going to be a sack, he could have at least put a hit on them.  He never stuffed the hole.  He rarely made a solo tackle.  He has the audacity to allow that curly hair to grow way too long. 

Yet he's still the starter.  To me, this means there are no linebackers on our roster that are capable of competing in the SEC.  Holland is the starter because he has experience. 

Yeah sure he could prove me wrong.  Maybe he hit the roids and took the blue pill.  Morpheus hooked him up to a computer program that taught him how to read and react to plays.  Taught him how to square up running backs.  Taught him how to cover a pass play. 

Maybe.

Maybe Mark Stoops will go undefeated at Kentucky this year.  How do you know what he's doing in Lexington?  He could be revolutionizing their defense so that they are a brick wall against their opponents. 
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2013, 05:41:20 PM »
This concerns me.

Kiehl Frazier was OBVIOUSLY not an SEC quarterback.  It was blatant.  Anyone with a brain could see that no amount of coaching or practice time from December until September would be able to turn the guy into a winner.  At most Gus may have taught him how to fall forward instead of getting blistered ten yards in the backfield. 

So he moved to safety because we have quarterbacks on roster now that can compete in this conference.

Jake Holland from what I observed was absolutely no different than Frazier in terms of being prepared to compete in the SEC.  He was slow.  He misread plays.  He struggled with making tackles.  He was too weak to brings guys to the ground.  He frequently whiffed on easy quarterback sacks and if they weren't going to be a sack, he could have at least put a hit on them.  He never stuffed the hole.  He rarely made a solo tackle.  He has the audacity to allow that curly hair to grow way too long. 

Yet he's still the starter.  To me, this means there are no linebackers on our roster that are capable of competing in the SEC.  Holland is the starter because he has experience. 

Yeah sure he could prove me wrong.  Maybe he hit the roids and took the blue pill.  Morpheus hooked him up to a computer program that taught him how to read and react to plays.  Taught him how to square up running backs.  Taught him how to cover a pass play. 

Maybe.

Maybe Mark Stoops will go undefeated at Kentucky this year.  How do you know what he's doing in Lexington?  He could be revolutionizing their defense so that they are a brick wall against their opponents.
Eh, I never expected much better than '09 numbers anyway. The coaches have toughened them up and we will be more respectable on defense, make enough stands and create more takeaways. We'll just have to put up some serious offense and hang on.
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2013, 06:14:45 PM »
LoLz
I think MLB will be a surprise, I think our defense in general is going to surprise some folks. QB & OL is what still concerns me.

Hopefully I am wrong and BVG has worked his magic and made Holland a beast. 
He certainly looks like it, based on his picture on the AU web site:

http://www.auburntigers.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/holland_jake00.html


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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2013, 06:32:07 PM »
LoLz
I think MLB will be a surprise, I think our defense in general is going to surprise some folks. QB & OL is what still concerns me.

See I told you I was with you last summer.
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2013, 07:26:29 PM »
I'll say this and all you people that dissect the colors of the rainbow to figure out what each color means in relation to football can think about it for a second. Last year's defense wasn't getting the plays in quick enough to actually get set in enough time to see what was going on. You might not think that matters, but if you're a few steps in the wrong gap, you might as well as be standing on the sidelines, not to mention, for a LB to have any success, whatsoever, his DL has to be able to push the pocket (the past four years our DL has been a read and react DL...meaning, stalemate then shuck the lineman to get to the ball. That's the wrong way to do it if you have a weak DL and we had a very weak DL). You combine the lack of mandatory weight room and conditioning (players not getting stronger) with the DL being taught to read and react (better have strong DL to pull that off) with the plays not coming in from the sidelines quick enough for the Defense to get set you will ALWAYS have a horrible defense.

Remember when I stated that BVG didn't know how to coach against the Spread Offense, it's because his defenses are complicated to learn and a complicated defense trying to go against fast Offenses, the Defense will basically be playing sandlot football because the plays from the sidelines will hardly ever be able to get in, in time.

That's all I'm going to say. Also, look for Frazier to see some playing time at Safety sooner rather than later (around the 2nd or 3rd game)
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Re: Looks like Kris missed the bus again
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2013, 08:21:57 PM »
LoLzHe certainly looks like it, based on his picture on the AU web site:

http://www.auburntigers.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/holland_jake00.html



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