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Err'body Got A Big Pookie

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Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« on: August 22, 2013, 12:05:02 PM »
Gotta' admit.  He's spot on about halftime.


 
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2013, 12:08:16 PM »
1/2 time has to be good, there OUR football teams are shitty.
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2013, 12:14:42 PM »
1/2 time has to be good, there football teams are shitty.

Says the guy whose team was 3-9 last year.





Wait......I mean.....yeah.
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2013, 01:07:00 PM »
Says the guy whose team was 3-9 last year.





Wait......I mean.....yeah.

I made the necessary adjustments.  :haha:
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2013, 01:12:58 PM »
Funny shit!
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2013, 01:16:41 PM »
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2013, 01:36:53 PM »
They have the Prairie View vs Grambling game every year here at the Cotton bowl during the State Fair. Your ticket price includes:

Football game
Great 1/2 time show
3 to 4 shooting after the game.
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2013, 01:42:06 PM »
They have the Prairie View vs Grambling game every year here at the Cotton bowl during the State Fair. Your ticket price includes:

Football game
Great 1/2 time show including three flag girls getting impregnated
3 to 4 shooting after the game.

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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2013, 01:47:43 PM »
They have the Prairie View vs Grambling game every year here at the Cotton bowl during the State Fair. Your ticket price includes:

Football game
Great 1/2 time show.including three flag girls performing impregnated
3 to 4 shooting after the game.

I think is closer, but the birth rate does go up 9 months after the game.
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2013, 03:31:32 PM »


I seriously watched this whole thing. I was mesmerized...
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2013, 03:33:14 PM »
I seriously watched this whole thing. I was mesmerized...

Why is Tarheel posting from Shug's account?
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2013, 03:38:09 PM »
I seriously watched the whole thing.  I was mesmerized.

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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2013, 03:42:49 PM »
I'd love to see your Youtube search history sometime, Snaggs
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2013, 03:44:02 PM »
I'd love to see your Youtube search history sometime, Snaggs
So would the FBI
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2013, 03:49:05 PM »
So would the FBI

Oh, rest assured that they have...
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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2013, 06:49:49 PM »
I seriously watched this whole thing. I was mesmerized...

OK. I'll be the first to say it:

SKEERT!
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2013, 09:35:25 PM »
Oh, rest assured that they have...

Wench, I'll be your FBI...
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2013, 10:37:34 PM »
Wench, I'll be your FBI...

You're my ATF, baby. Boom.
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2013, 02:23:18 AM »
That's fucking hilarious. Go big Pookie.
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Re: Err'body Got A Big Pookie
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2013, 06:51:43 PM »
The band battles at games like Texas Southern vs. Stillman are epic.  Forget the football game.  Watch the bands wage war at each other across the field for 60 minutes. 

It's something you'll never forget. 
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