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Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« on: August 22, 2013, 07:59:11 AM »
Ugliest State in America and 2nd Dumbest

Yeah, that Finebaum show really does Alabama proud doesn't it.
"Hey Paww, whutchu thank bout aweburn this year, thank they gon fall on em ear faces gin? I'll hang up and listen, rawl tagh Pawww."

That question is sent out to a National audience. As far the Ugliest in the Country, I kinda agree. Don't believe me, then go to Walmart any time of the day...you'll see the "ugly tree" people everywhere and most will be wearing something that ties them to uat, or their vehicle will have uat stickers everywhere.
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2013, 08:48:01 AM »
I saw a jacked up truck painted like the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard yesterday. On the back tailgate was a big red A.  :facepalm:
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2013, 08:54:12 AM »
Bbbbbut, we's not ugly!  Here's proof from the great folks at al.com...
http://blog.al.com/wire/2013/08/alabama_the_ugliest_state_21_a.html

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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2013, 09:44:10 AM »
Why is he in there?

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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2013, 09:46:26 AM »
Bbbbbut, we's not ugly!  Here's proof from the great folks at al.com...
http://blog.al.com/wire/2013/08/alabama_the_ugliest_state_21_a.html
It is a travesty that I did not make this list but I guess that goes without saying.
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2013, 09:47:40 AM »
And so did I.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=21810.0
I think he's trying to say that your link isn't as good as his link. In a nice way.
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2013, 09:50:04 AM »
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2013, 09:50:11 AM »
And so did I.

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=21810.0

You did not have any pichers of AJ McTattoorimz or his whore girlfriend
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2013, 12:51:55 PM »

Are you talking to me? Oh, I just realized you put an e in front.
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2013, 01:19:19 PM »
Barkley said it best about the trash in the state ruining it for the cool people. He was right  :facepalm:
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2013, 02:11:55 PM »
Barkley said it best about the trash in the state ruining it for the cool people. He was right  :facepalm:
That's what I like about Chuck, he doesn't mince words, he's a straight shooter and a lot of times he's correct.
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2013, 03:04:06 PM »
That's what I like about Chuck, he doesn't mince words, he's a straight shooter and a lot of times he's correct.

with upper management written all over him?
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2013, 03:05:12 PM »
with upper management written all over him?
I celebrate his entire catalog.
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2013, 03:09:30 PM »
I celebrate his entire catalog.
No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2013, 03:12:07 PM »
I celebrate his entire catalog.

I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2013, 01:21:35 PM »
I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

No talent ass clown
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2013, 03:00:23 PM »
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area.
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Re: Thanks to the 80% of inbred bammers in this State...
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2013, 11:38:08 PM »
I recently discovered that the Wendy's ginger is actually from Cullman:


Apparently.. people jerk off to her cutouts before ordering a pretzel burger:

http://www.thefastertimes.com/advertising/2013/04/12/nation-furiously-masturbating-to-new-wendys-girl/
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