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One Hell of a speech at Georgia Tech

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One Hell of a speech at Georgia Tech
« on: August 20, 2013, 02:44:22 PM »
So Georgia Tech's freshman welcome was a bit intense. Watch this: http://t.co/t7r3u5CHZZ
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Re: One Hell of a speech at Georgia Tech
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2013, 03:44:14 PM »
Having worked with my share of guys and girls who went to Ga Tech, MIT, Embry Riddle, Cal, Carnegie Mellon, etc, I can tell you that this is not the exception.  It's funny to watch when the realization hits them that, "Hey, the same stuff they taught me at school is apparently the same stuff they taught at every school.  And these guys had a lot more fun than I did."

I had an asshole that hired in the same day as me from Tech telling me how much better the education was that he got.  I listed for a while before saying, "Wow!  You must have gotten a much better job than I did!"  He was pissed.
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Re: One Hell of a speech at Georgia Tech
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2013, 03:51:02 PM »
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Re: One Hell of a speech at Georgia Tech
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2013, 04:01:54 PM »
A white chick, an indian dude and 500 asians in the crowd shot. 

Only one person in that group understood a single word that came out of his mouth.  The indian dude.  And the only word he got was "hell" 
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Fuck you Georgia
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2013, 04:42:58 PM »
Touche' Georgia Tech



http://outkickthecoverage.com/georgia-techs-freshman-welcome-was-a-bit-intense.php

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Thank God Georgia Tech doesn't have a reputation of being made up of nerdy math and science kids who chose not to go to Georgia.

Wait...

Yeah, these kids really thought, nah, Athens isn't for me, I'd rather go to the other state school in Georgia.

Yesterday they received an epic welcome for making that decision.

This guy loves Georgia Tech.

Imagine what he's going to be like when he graduates from Georgia Tech and finally loses his virginity ten years later.

Can he run the triple option too?

Because Paul Johnson needs this kind of enthusiasm.

And if this kid doesn't end up standing on the shoulders of giants, I'm pretty sure Vince McMahon has an opening for him.
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Re: Fuck you Georgia
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2013, 04:46:04 PM »
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Re: Fuck you Georgia
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2013, 05:11:56 PM »
Did you hear about those crazy Wright Brothers over in Kitty Hawk?


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Re: One Hell of a speech at Georgia Tech
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2013, 08:39:32 PM »
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Embry Riddle
In 15 years or so of fucking around on message boards, this is the first time I can recall ever seeing my school mentioned.

I am shedding a tear.
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Re: One Hell of a speech at Georgia Tech
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2013, 02:15:52 PM »
In 15 years or so of fudgeing around on message boards, this is the first time I can recall ever seeing my school mentioned.

I am shedding a tear.

Everybody who went to an off campus school on a military base went to Embry Riddle.  You should have plenty of company.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.