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Auburn wins 9 games

Auburn beats bama

Auburn is represented in the SEC "Player of Week" 8 times. Includes offense, defense and special teams

Auburn plays in the Capitol One bowl....and wins

Godfather · « **Reply #31 on:** August 20, 2013, 01:24:48 PM »

Several in this forum will die from their crack overdoses.

djsimp · « **Reply #32 on:** August 20, 2013, 01:31:18 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 20, 2013, 01:24:48 PM

Several in this forum will die from their crack overdoses.

You wanna hit?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** August 20, 2013, 01:54:22 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 20, 2013, 01:24:48 PM

Several in this forum will die from their crack overdoses.

Ever since I went to that Redstone Rehab, crack cocaine is no longer a part of my life.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #34 on:** August 20, 2013, 01:54:36 PM »

Now, I will take a drink

AWK · « **Reply #35 on:** August 20, 2013, 02:05:12 PM »

You guys hit the bottle early this week.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #36 on:** August 20, 2013, 02:28:22 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on August 20, 2013, 01:24:48 PM

Several in this forum will die from their crack overdoses.

Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #37 on:** August 20, 2013, 02:58:56 PM »

Geez Buzz, that avatar is

! Especially for a guy that hasn't been laid in several months.

My guarantees,

Auburn makes a lower tier bowl game, and wins.

Auburn's defense will still be shitty.

alabama loses two regular season games but still almost backs into the MNC game.

JFF doesn't end up in the top five of Heisman finalists.

UK will be better than UT.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #38 on:** August 20, 2013, 03:45:57 PM »

Have no idea if he'll be in the Heisminz race again, but barring injury, he'll put up some gawdy numbers. Simply because he's playing in Kevin Sumlin's system. I believe any half way decent QB can throw for 20+ touchdowns and 3,000 yards under Sumlin...and Malzahn for that matter. JFF has the added feature of almost being Nick Marshall like in his running ability.

I think what will hurt him, assuming he stays healthy and plays a full season, is the bad pub he's getting and the cloud of the autograph thingy hanging over his head. There will be so many that simply won't vote for him because of it. He'd have to be like Cam and have such a great season that he forces you to vote him in. I don't think it will happen and ESPN will pick their favorites and pimp them all the way to NY.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #39 on:** August 20, 2013, 04:22:55 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 20, 2013, 03:45:57 PM

Have no idea if he'll be in the Heisminz race again, but barring injury, he'll put up some gawdy numbers. Simply because he's playing in Kevin Sumlin's system. I believe any half way decent QB can throw for 20+ touchdowns and 3,000 yards under Sumlin...and Malzahn for that matter. JFF has the added feature of almost being Nick Marshall like in his running ability.

I think what will hurt him, assuming he stays healthy and plays a full season, is the bad pub he's getting and the cloud of the autograph thingy hanging over his head. There will be so many that simply won't vote for him because of it. He'd have to be like Cam and have such a great season that he forces you to vote him in. I don't think it will happen and ESPN will pick their favorites and pimp them all the way to NY.

Look to the Ohio State.