Sometimes...

AWK · « **on:** August 16, 2013, 12:26:54 PM »

I feel I've got to...

Call the TAINT.

I've got to...

Call the TAINT.

From the pain that you drive into the groin of me:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint

The love we share, seems to go no where...

And I've lost my (flesh)light

For I toss and turn and can't sleep at night...

Once I ran to you, No I run from you...

(Get it??!???!)

This tainted love you given, I give you all a boy could give you...

Take my tears and that's not merely all...

Tainted Love bitches. The taint has been called. It's fucking 60 something degrees in Birmingham. I woke up, ran outside, and rubbed the tingled taint on the morning dew.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:28:15 PM »

Praise Black Jesus! The taint is here!

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:29:17 PM »

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:30:59 PM »

Well, hot damn. It's finally here.

It's a nice day in loverley Magnolia, Texas too, gang.

I am ready.

GUS BUS.

And PS? That is my all time favorite song in the entire world. Tainted Love, bitches.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:31:14 PM »

Thank you from the bottom of my taint.

djsimp · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:33:27 PM »

Oh, its on like Donkey Kong now. My taint has been awakened.

CCTAU · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:34:00 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2013, 12:28:15 PM

Praise Black Jesus! The taint is here!

You need to take all talk of the current resident of the white house to the SGA.

Don't make me increase your warn meter!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:39:11 PM »

The TAINT has been called

Shug Dye · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2013, 12:42:22 PM »

Quote from: AWK on August 16, 2013, 12:26:54 PM

I woke up, ran outside, and rubbed the tingled taint on the morning dew.

I got the BEST mental image.

Ready for kickoff!

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:00:50 PM »

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2013, 01:57:49 PM »

Best day of the year!

djsimp · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2013, 02:06:12 PM »

Can we exchange taint gifts?

The Six · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2013, 02:16:00 PM »

I got a fever and the only cure for it is...taint bell!

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2013, 02:27:49 PM »

Shug Dye · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2013, 02:43:38 PM »

Oh. fuck. you. for. that.

Mental image of AWK giggling and scooting his ass around the yard ruined by THIS.

djsimp · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2013, 02:48:47 PM »

djsimp · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2013, 02:49:34 PM »

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2013, 02:59:13 PM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on August 16, 2013, 02:43:38 PM

Oh. fuck. you. for. that.

Mental image of AWK giggling and scooting his ass around the yard ruined by THIS.

Beat me to it. I could have gone 52 more years without ever seeing that.

Godfather · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2013, 03:01:29 PM »

djsimp · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2013, 03:13:46 PM »