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« on: August 16, 2013, 12:26:54 PM »
I feel I've got to...



Call the TAINT.

I've got to...



Call the TAINT.

From the pain that you drive into the groin of me:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint

The love we share, seems to go no where...



And I've lost my (flesh)light



For I toss and turn and can't sleep at night...



Once I ran to you, No I run from you...



(Get it??!???!)

This tainted love you given, I give you all a boy could give you...



Take my tears and that's not merely all...



Tainted Love bitches.  The taint has been called.  It's fucking 60 something degrees in Birmingham.  I woke up, ran outside, and rubbed the tingled taint on the morning dew. 
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2013, 12:28:15 PM »
Praise Black Jesus!  The taint is here!
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2013, 12:29:17 PM »
:clap: :clap: :clap: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :aubie: :aubie: :aubie: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :clap: :clap: :clap: :brilliant:
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2013, 12:30:59 PM »
Well, hot damn.  It's finally here.

It's a nice day in loverley Magnolia, Texas too, gang. 

I am ready.

GUS BUS. :aubie:


And PS?  That is my all time favorite song in the entire world.  Tainted Love, bitches. 
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2013, 12:31:14 PM »
Thank you from the bottom of my taint.
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2013, 12:33:27 PM »
Oh, its on like Donkey Kong now. My taint has been awakened.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2013, 12:34:00 PM »
Praise Black Jesus!  The taint is here!

You need to take all talk of the current resident of the white house to the SGA.

Don't make me increase your warn meter!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2013, 12:39:11 PM »
 :woot:


The TAINT has been called
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2013, 12:42:22 PM »
I woke up, ran outside, and rubbed the tingled taint on the morning dew.

I got the BEST mental image.

Ready for kickoff!
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2013, 01:00:50 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2013, 01:57:49 PM »
Best day of the year!
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2013, 02:06:12 PM »
Can we exchange taint gifts?

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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2013, 02:16:00 PM »
I got a fever and the only cure for it is...taint bell!

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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2013, 02:27:49 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2013, 02:43:38 PM »
Oh. fuck. you. for. that.

Mental image of AWK giggling and scooting his ass around the yard ruined by THIS.
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2013, 02:48:47 PM »
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2013, 02:49:34 PM »
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2013, 02:59:13 PM »
Oh. fuck. you. for. that.

Mental image of AWK giggling and scooting his ass around the yard ruined by THIS.

Beat me to it.  I could have gone 52 more years without ever seeing that.
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2013, 03:01:29 PM »
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Re: Sometimes...
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2013, 03:13:46 PM »
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