Battle For the Crown 2013 edition

[Godfather]

Yeah, and with your back and knees, it's a good thing that only take about three minutes.

Does that include the time needed by him to get said stiffy?

[WiregrassTiger]

Does that include the time needed by him to get said stiffy?

Who needs a stiffy? Prostate massages work well.

[Snaggletiger]

Does that include the time needed by him to get said stiffy?

With the Vacu-Pump X-2000, getting a stiffy is quick and easy.  Throw away those old hand operated pumps.  Once you try the new Vacu-Pump X-2000 with Kung Fu Grip suction, you'll never need those old pumps again. And if you call within the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a our  patented wee-anus gerbil tunnel absolutely free.  That's a $49.99 value, yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.99.

[WiregrassTiger]

With the Vacu-Pump X-2000, getting a stiffy is quick and easy.  Throw away those old hand operated pumps.  Once you try the new Vacu-Pump X-2000 with Kung Fu Grip suction, you'll never need those old pumps again. And if you call within the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a our  patented wee-anus gerbil tunnel absolutely free.  That's a $49.99 value, yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.99.

Can you purchase the gerbil tunnel separately? My Hoover works fine.

[Tiger Wench]

With the Vacu-Pump X-2000, getting a stiffy is quick and easy.  Throw away those old hand operated pumps.  Once you try the new Vacu-Pump X-2000 with Kung Fu Grip suction, you'll never need those old pumps again. And if you call within the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a our  patented wee-anus gerbil tunnel absolutely free.  That's a $49.99 value, yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.99.

Does that come with a wig?

[CCTAU]

Yeah, and with your back and knees, it's a good thing that only take about three minutes.

Damn, you gave me an extra 1.5 minutes. I'm liking you!

[Buzz Killington]

Y'all fuck up every thread

[JR4AU]

Y'all fuck up every thread

There's an emoticon for that...

 

[GH2001]

With the Vacu-Pump X-2000, getting a stiffy is quick and easy.  Throw away those old hand operated pumps.  Once you try the new Vacu-Pump X-2000 with Kung Fu Grip suction, you'll never need those old pumps again. And if you call within the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in a our  patented wee-anus gerbil tunnel absolutely free.  That's a $49.99 value, yours for only 3 easy payments of $19.99.

yeah I know man. The one I have works great. I just plug it in after a hard days work and ......I mean, umm, yeah,  it sounds like fun. I envy you.