Sports Costumes

KittyBunny · « **on:** June 19, 2013, 03:22:33 AM »

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Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2013, 08:05:46 AM »

Let me be the first to say that Sports Costumes has changed my life. Before I found Sports Costumes, if I wanted a romantic evening with my wife, all I could do was put on my Lebron James jersey before I choked myself. Now, with Sports Costumes, the spark is back. I recommend the Ray Lewis costume...but be careful, the gun is loaded.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:57:32 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 19, 2013, 08:05:46 AM

Let me be the first to say that Sports Costumes has changed my life. Before I found Sports Costumes, if I wanted a romantic evening with my wife, all I could do was put on my Lebron James jersey before I choked myself. Now, with Sports Costumes, the spark is back. I recommend the Ray Lewis costume...but be careful, the gun is loaded.

Well the Lebron jersey was your first mistake. Should have went with an MJ jersey, imo.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2013, 12:33:28 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 19, 2013, 08:05:46 AM

Let me be the first to say that Sports Costumes has changed my life. Before I found Sports Costumes, if I wanted a romantic evening with my wife, all I could do was put on my Lebron James jersey before I choked myself. Now, with Sports Costumes, the spark is back. I recommend the Ray Lewis costume...but be careful, the gun is loaded.

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Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2013, 07:40:36 PM »

I bought the Martina Navratilova costume, and I think I got ripped off. I paid the $49.99 (plus shipping), and waited the customary 2-3 weeks for delivery.

The package came, and I knew something was wrong from the get go. Anyone that follows tennis knows Martina is a tall woman, but the box I received was tiny - 4"x4". I opened it up, and the only thing packed inside the box was a 3" fully erect tongue extension.

I'll never order from Sports Costumes again.

KittyBunny · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:11:41 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 19, 2013, 07:40:36 PM

I bought the Martina Navratilova costume, and I think I got ripped off. I paid the $49.99 (plus shipping), and waited the customary 2-3 weeks for delivery.

The package came, and I knew something was wrong from the get go. Anyone that follows tennis knows Martina is a tall woman, but the box I received was tiny - 4"x4". I opened it up, and the only thing packed inside the box was a 3" fully erect tongue extension.

I'll never order from Sports Costumes again.

Sir, Our Sports Costumes in WomenCostume is very cheap and with free shipping,so you will enjoy first-rate service in our company.

http://www.womencostume.co.uk/sports-costumes-c-57/

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:16:33 PM »

Quote from: KittyBunny on June 19, 2013, 09:11:41 PM

Sir, Our Sports Costumes in WomenCostume is very cheap and with free shipping,so you will enjoy first-rate service in our company.

http://www.womencostume.co.uk/sports-costumes-c-57/

Do you put an adequate number of holes in the box so that she can breathe while being shipped to me?

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:34:37 PM »

Quote from: KittyBunny on June 19, 2013, 09:11:41 PM

Sir, Our Sports Costumes in WomenCostume is very cheap and with free shipping,so you will enjoy first-rate service in our company.

http://www.womencostume.co.uk/sports-costumes-c-57/

Yes, but I'm due at a tennis party Friday afternoon and I have nothing to wear. Imagine my shame of having to walk in with a 3" latex tongue sticking out of my mouth. I wanted to go as Martina, but with nothing but a latex tongue to wear - hell, I could be any female tennis player. No one - no one at all - will get "Martina". I'm ruined.

Y'all could have at least sent along a black wig and a pair of eyeglasses to complete the look.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2013, 09:49:53 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 19, 2013, 09:34:37 PM

Yes, but I'm due at a tennis party Friday afternoon and I have nothing to wear. Imagine my shame of having to walk in with a 3" latex tongue sticking out of my mouth. I wanted to go as Martina, but with nothing but a latex tongue to wear - hell, I could be any female tennis player. No one - no one at all - will get "Martina". I'm ruined.

Y'all could have at least sent along a black wig and a pair of eyeglasses to complete the look.

A guest of the Underhills?