His Nippon masters will not let him off the assembly line this weekend.
Holla! We've got about 2.5 gazillion Pilots out in the repair lot that the Japs are squinting their eyes at. I have to be there in the fleeting chance the part, rather than the wrench turning ape that installed it, is the problem. It's usually the ape's fault.
Hell, for $28.50 an hour, I'll sit there all damn day.