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Holy Crap!
« on: July 26, 2013, 02:19:45 PM »
Stolt from Yahoo Sports.

They have a breakdown of how much the top paid players make, and damn why wasn't I born athletic enough to be playing in the NFL?

Here's what Aaron Rogers makes
No. 1 Aaron Rodgers:
$22,000,000 for the 2013 season
 $184,873.94 per day
 $7,703 per hour
 $128.38 per minute
 $2.14 per second

I'm sure the only one on this board that scoffs at those figures is Snags.  Fuck Snags!
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Re: Holy Crap!
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2013, 02:31:08 PM »
I'll Discount Double Check your ass.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2013, 02:40:37 PM »
So when the motherfucker get's a full night's sleep he's made 61,624.00

Fuck him and his cheating team.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2013, 02:41:03 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on July 26, 2013, 02:19:45 PM
Stolt from Yahoo Sports.

They have a breakdown of how much the top paid players make, and damn why wasn't I born athletic enough to be playing in the NFL?

Here's what Aaron Rogers makes
No. 1 Aaron Rodgers:
$22,000,000 for the 2013 season
 $184,873.94 per day
 $7,703 per hour
 $128.38 per minute
 $2.14 per second

I'm sure the only one on this board that scoffs at those figures is Snags.  Fuck Snags!
Yet...He still has an inferiority complex when it comes to his height.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Holy Crap!
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2013, 02:49:01 PM »
That doesn't seem to account for his agent's cut or his taxes.  It's still a shit pile of money, but not quite as much as those numbers suggest.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2013, 02:51:47 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2013, 02:49:01 PM
That doesn't seem to account for his agent's cut or his taxes.  It's still a shit pile of money, but not quite as much as those numbers suggest.

Ok, so half of that.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Holy Crap!
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2013, 03:13:50 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 26, 2013, 02:51:47 PM
Ok, so half of that.

Chump change.  Not even cracking $100k per day?

Chump change.
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2013, 04:46:31 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on July 26, 2013, 03:13:50 PM
Chump change.  Not even cracking $100k per day?

Chump change.
I would let R. Kelly fart in my cereal for that kind of money.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Holy Crap!
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2013, 11:44:05 PM »
Quote from: AWK on July 26, 2013, 04:46:31 PM
I would let R. Kelly fart in my cereal for that kind of money.

That's kind of you...but he really just wants to piss on you.

Drip, drip, drip...
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2013, 02:27:01 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2013, 11:44:05 PM
That's kind of you...but he really just wants to piss on you.

Drip, drip, drip...
But shit it was 99 cents.
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Re: Holy Crap!
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2013, 09:07:49 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2013, 11:44:05 PM
That's kind of you...but he really just wants to piss on you.

Drip, drip, drip...

The only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat...
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2013, 10:27:46 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on July 29, 2013, 09:07:49 AM
The only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat...
You should post more.
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Re: Holy Crap!
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2013, 10:59:44 AM »
Haters want to hate,
Lovers want to love,
I don't really want,
None of the above
I want to piss on youuuuu
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