SEC Media Days 2013: What They Meant To Say

[The Six]

Saturdays Down South brings the 

Highlights:

Mike Slive, SEC Commissioner

“The SEC is considering buying the NFL.”

Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M QB

“Have you seen his tattoo? Yeah, A.J. McCarron always makes great decisions.”

Gus Malzahn, Auburn Head Coach

“If you break down who was responsible for our National Championship it would go 60% Cam Newton, 40% Gus Malzahn and 0% Gene Chizik. Dude was worthless.”

Steve Spurrier, South Carolina Head Coach

“I’m being totally honest with you when I say there is a 60% chance Jadeveon Clowney kills somebody on the field this year.”

Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina Defensive End

“I’d say 100%.”

Link for the rest: http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/sec-media-days-2013-what-they-meant-to-say/

[Hogwally]

My Favorites:

Gary Pinkel, Missouri Head Coach

“We’ve made a huge mistake.”



Aaron Murray, Georgia Quarterback

“If coach tells me to spike that ball, and lets me run a real play there is a good chance we’re playing in the BCS Championship game against a team whose best player’s imaginary cancer ridden girlfriend just died in a car accident.”


Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban

“Coaches calling me the devil don’t even get it. I’m operating on a higher consciousness than the Devil they grew up knowing. If you did a power rankings of Spiritual Beings and related those to a Power Ranking of SEC Coaches I would still be me and the Devil would be somewhere in the James Franklin range.” – On being called the Devil by SEC Coaches

Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M QB

“How many Heisman’s have the Manning family won? That’s right, zero. These fools need to hit up my quarterback camp… It’s held in Panama City every March… Tell them to bring a flat-billed hat… and pick up some beer.”

[The Prowler]

Butch Jones, Tennessee Head Coach

“I’ve never even heard of myself.”