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You can't make this stuff up

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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2013, 02:59:19 AM »
"Can't hide money."
You can try.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2013, 08:19:18 AM »
You can try.
Like under a big hat made to look like a big ass championship ring that's missing a couple invented trophies.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2013, 04:09:40 PM »
USAToday actually wrote a small article about the fuckstick in the hat.

He's 23. Works at... wait for it... Wal-Mart. Paid $300 for the hat off the Internet. Got to the hotel at 7:00am to wait for Sabinz. Wanted Sabinz to sign the hat but Sabinz only signed his football. He defended Sabinz, saying "I'm sure he didn't hear me ask him to sign the hat. It was really loud."  He is saving up so he can buy tickets and wear his hat to the Turd - TAMU game.

Not one fact in that story came as a surprise. And now I know when he'll be coming to TX. Might just have to arrange an appropriate welcome for him at the border.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2013, 07:32:03 PM »
USAToday actually wrote a small article about the fuckstick in the hat.

He's 23. Works at... wait for it... Wal-Mart. Paid $300 for the hat off the Internet. Got to the hotel at 7:00am to wait for Sabinz. Wanted Sabinz to sign the hat but Sabinz only signed his football. He defended Sabinz, saying "I'm sure he didn't hear me ask him to sign the hat. It was really loud."  He is saving up so he can buy tickets and wear his hat to the Turd - TAMU game.

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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2013, 06:51:41 PM »
Another one, this time with more posing.


Yall's photochoppers have slippage. I see a resemblance.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2013, 02:59:14 AM »
Another one, this time with more posing.


Good God, look at Alabama's finest in the background, LMAO.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs