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Caption This - Johnny Football Edition
« on: July 17, 2013, 12:04:44 PM »
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Re: Caption This - Johnny Football Edition
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2013, 12:45:54 PM »
Quote from: TheSix on July 17, 2013, 12:04:44 PM


I like to get thumb deep in my turtle.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Caption This - Johnny Football Edition
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2013, 01:05:02 PM »
Quote from: TheSix on July 17, 2013, 12:04:44 PM


You betcha' there, Judge.  No more trouble for ole' Johnny Football.  From here on out, it's the straight and narrow.  By the way, did you know I won the Heisman Trophy?  Bet you'd like an autograph, wouldn't ya? 
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Re: Caption This - Johnny Football Edition
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2013, 01:12:37 PM »
Quote from: TheSix on July 17, 2013, 12:04:44 PM


Really, Nicky is only this tall.
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Re: Caption This - Johnny Football Edition
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2013, 01:14:22 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 17, 2013, 01:12:37 PM
Really, Nicky is only this tall.

Damn it, the field was tilted.
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