Ray Melick is a girl

[stewiegriffin]

and he sucks  some saban, that fucktard is on jox just hammering us about furr, the other bammer is amazingly on our side.
Keeps saying that he doesn't "know" what happened but keeps talking about the multi player beatdown. He needs to put on his big girl panties and shut the fuck up, stupid fucking bammer

[AWK]

and he sucks  some saban, that fucktard is on jox just hammering us about furr, the other bammer is amazingly on our side.
Keeps saying that he doesn't "know" what happened but keeps talking about the multi player beatdown. He needs to put on his big girl panties and shut the fuck up, stupid fucking bammer

I don't really give a shit what they say.  Look at it like this, all this is, is an attempt by the bammer media to focus everything on Auburn because it is the first story about us that doesn;t talk about how good we are going to be. 

[ssgaufan]

Stewie is right on this one.  They are talking about the fight, and Melick sounds scared.  How the hell are you going to sound scared while talking about a fight that you weren't even in.  What a puss.

[Saniflush]

Maybe that is the answer for the turds?  If they had a little more fight in them they wouldn't be on the skids.

[ssgaufan]

Maybe that is the answer for the turds?  If they had a little more fight in them they wouldn't be on the skids.

You must be crazy.  Bama's back.  I know they are because they told me so.

[Jumbo]

They love to jump on any story that's negative about us, I say fuck them and feed them fish

[stewiegriffin]

Stewie is right on this one.  They are talking about the fight, and Melick sounds scared.  How the hell are you going to sound scared while talking about a fight that you weren't even in.  What a puss.

I'm always right!
Ray the sabansucker sounded like he was a little pussy reporter thats never played a down of football in his life.... oh wait, thats him. I get tired of his pro bammer bullshit, they are just looking for any little thing to drag us down to their level, if Zac had pulled a gun on Furr then forced him to snort coke maybe we would have 2 equal situations otherwise it's nothing but looking for a way to bring us down. fuck him, fuck  the egodwarf and FUUUUUUUUUUUUck bama
ramma jama
yellow hammer
stewiegriffin hates the fuck out of
alerbamer
peace, love and God bless Auburn!

[ggraf71]

ramma jama
yellow hammer
stewiegriffin hates the fuck out of
alerbamer
peace, love and God bless Auburn!

I always preferred:

Rat Shit, Bat Shit
Pussy Don't Smell
Cocksuckin' Motherfuckers
Bama Go To Hell

[AUChizad]

I always preferred:

Rat Shit, Bat Shit
Pussy Don't Smell
Cocksuckin' Motherfuckers
Bama Go To Hell

The force is strong in this one.

[Ogre]

I always preferred:

Pussy Don't Smell

I love the effort, but I'm going to go ahead and disagree with you on this point. 

[Buzz Killington]

If by girl you mean cock sucking prick, then I agree.

[AUTailgatingRules]

On a more serious note, the Bammers can't have the upperclassmen teaching the new frosh any lessons because they are going to have to rely on the wonder class to bring Bammer back this year.

Hell maybe Hulio will give some of the seniors a beatdown to teach them who the new sherriff in town is.

[Jumbo]

I love the effort, but I'm going to go ahead and disagree with you on this point. 

Douche?

[BLS]

They love to jump on any story that's negative about us, I say fuck them and feed them fish

This looks and sounds very familiar. You guys don't be so surprised or upset. It's what you guys do too.
No big deal. There will be plenty of ammo for bammers soon enough.

[stewiegriffin]

This looks and sounds very familiar. You guys don't be so surprised or upset. It's what you guys do too.
No big deal. There will be plenty of ammo for bammers soon enough.

when it's bamma it's justifiable criticism, when it's us it's a uncalled for attack

[AWK]

This looks and sounds very familiar. You guys don't be so surprised or upset. It's what you guys do too.
No big deal. There will be plenty of ammo for bammers soon enough.

Please expound on this nugget of information.

[Jumbo]

This looks and sounds very familiar. You guys don't be so surprised or upset. It's what you guys do too.
No big deal. There will be plenty of ammo for bammers soon enough.

Bls welcome back, how have you been?

[Kaos]

Melick bent over and squatted out this gem in today's column:

Competition is what is supposed to weed players out. Picking on someone because he's weak is just being a bully.

Yes, Ray, you DOUCHEBAG, SEC football teams need more weak players.  It's worked so well for the Big 10 lately.

[DnATL]

Melick bent over and squatted out this gem in today's column:
 

Yes, Ray, you DOUCHEBAG, SEC football teams need more weak players.  It's worked so well for the Big 10 lately.

what a dumbfuck

If Furr was picked on, it was because he was being lazy, not weak.
Furr is no weakling - if melickbammerass needs to see a weakling, he can pull his compact out of his purse and look in its mirror

[kirkAU]

melick is usually a consistent guest on Mike Raita's sports extra show on the local ABC news affiliate here in bammerham. it'll be interesting to watch that show, see what melick says while on tv.  i remember last year, during the football season, melick made the effort to stay neutral (it was obviously painful for him to see bama suck).