GTA 5

[Godfather]

Bad ass as usual

[Buzz Killington]

At about the 4:30 mark, it looks like they are buying AUNation stock...

[WiregrassTiger]

At about the 4:30 mark, it looks like they are buying AUNation stock...

We should all really load up on that. I think it's going through the roof. Think about it, people will be able to sit at their computer that is hooked up to a phone line and communicate with with others about Auburn football and such. You just can't use any wordy dirds.

[Godfather]

Why do you waste your time with that second-life bullshit? Look at you. You're still in jail. You were in jail last week.

[The Prowler]

That game looks fuckin awesome.

[AUChizad]

Looks really badass. It would be a fantastic Hollywood movie, but instead it's a playable video game. Very interesting.

[AUChizad]

The character in the :30 second mark of Michael's trailer, his son, who asks "Why do I have to hold your hand through all this midlife crisis bullshit?" is played by the younger Pete.

[Godfather]

2 words...


FUCKING AWESOME


3 more words...

Get it now!

[Townhallsavoy]

Do I need to have played the others to understand what's going on?

[Saniflush]

Do I need to have played the others to understand what's going on?

Once you beat your first hooker you'll know what's going on.

[Godfather]

Do I need to have played the others to understand what's going on?

No this one is called Grand Theft Auto the Covenant, it isn't like any of the other Grand Theft Autos.

[GH2001]

Once you beat your first hooker you'll know what's going on.

With a big jelly dong no less?

[Jumbo]

I don't play games I write tragedies.

[Saniflush]

With a big jelly dong no less?

You are thinking of "Saints Row".

[GH2001]

You are thinking of "Saints Row".

Well damn. Got excited for nothing.

[The Prowler]

Got it, played it for about 6 hours...I'm 4.7% completion of the game. I've stolen a handful of cars including a Truck sittin on 38" tires, I've parachuted off some huge fuckin mountain, thrown out of the strip club once, killed some random woman with my dog Snots (accidentally targeted her w/o knowing Snots would kill her), got stoned a couple times, drunk a couple times, pushed someone in their car with mine onto the tracks, right before the train came barreling through, then I tried to jump onto the train while it was going down the tracks (it ran me over), destroyed my car trying to get in front of the train and slowing down gently to stop the train and got eaten by a Great White Shark.

[Godfather]

Got it, played it for about 6 hours...I'm 4.7% completion of the game. I've stolen a handful of cars including a Truck sittin on 38" tires, I've parachuted off some huge fuckin mountain, thrown out of the strip club once, killed some random woman with my dog Snots (accidentally targeted her w/o knowing Snots would kill her), got stoned a couple times, drunk a couple times, pushed someone in their car with mine onto the tracks, right before the train came barreling through, then I tried to jump onto the train while it was going down the tracks (it ran me over), destroyed my car trying to get in front of the train and slowing down gently to stop the train and got eaten by a Great White Shark.

So your typical Wednesday then

[The Prowler]

So your typical Wednesday then

Nah, that's a Tuesday...Wednesday I carjack a armored truck and take the $5,000 only to be gunned down by those Po-pos kill a few rednecks in a trailer park (with my bare hands), drive a tractor up a mountain, get eaten by a Cougar because the tractor couldn't go up any further...and I parachuted off the mountain, after I got back up there and killed two Cougars, then I realized I could've taken the lift.

[AUChizad]

Sorry for partying.

http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html

BR Police: Auburn fan steals truck, kidnaps woman, hits 9 parked cars outside Tigerland bars
Man 'wanted to see what it was really like to play the video game Grand Theft Auto.'
Published  4:02 PM CDT Sep 23, 2013



BATON ROUGE, La. —According to a report by WVLA in Baton Rouge, one Auburn fan who visited for the college football game never got the chance to see the big matchup. That’s because he was behind bars after he allegedly stole a truck, kidnapped a woman, and hit nine parked cars.

According to the arrest report, the incident happened on Saturday shortly before 2:30 a.m. Officers with the Baton Rouge Police Department were called to the Tigerland area in response to a stolen vehicle and erratic driver.

Witnesses said the owner of the truck pulled up in the parking lot of the bar and got out of the vehicle. He left the truck running and a female passenger was sitting in a truck alone. Then, the suspect, Zachary Burgess, 20, of Hoover, Ala., got in and tried to steal the vehicle.

“When he tried to flee the parking lot there were several cars blocking the way,” Cpl. Don Coppola said. “He began ramming into the parked cars.”

The female in the vehicle was reportedly being held in the truck against will. She claims that Burgess “forcibly” held her captive in the truck.

“The passenger was able to jump out of the vehicle and get to safety,” Coppola said.

Burgess allegedly struck a total of nine vehicles.

During questioning Burgess allegedly told an officer that he “wanted to see what it was really like to play the video game Grand Theft Auto.”

Burgess was arrested and charged with theft of a motor vehicle, nine counts of hit-and-run and simple kidnapping. His bond was set at $80,000. He was released on Sunday after posting bond.

[AUownsU]

Sorry for partying.

http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html

So it was alot like this huh........